Exeter’s Fittest Lecturer 2013: Nominate Now!

There comes a time in every student’s life when one’s mind starts to wander from the trials and tribulations of academia. It’s normally about six minutes into the first lecture of the term.

Your eyes meander about the room. You doodle. You text. You start an extensive career on Age of Empires (I’ve seen it done). Then you start scrutinising the people with whom you are sharing the room.

There are the odd few sat around you that pique your interest, perhaps due to the blonde hair and flawless white skin that make them so unique in Exeter.

But it is the person at the front who has caught your attention. Not in the way that they were trying to: you couldn’t give a seventh of a fuck about courtly society in the late Elizabethan era.

In that fleeting moment, where procrastination and perversion are perfectly combined, you realise you’ve developed a crush on your lecturer.

But which of Exeter’s world-class academics inspires this lust in the most students? The Tab, of course, wants to know.

Last year, theologian Francesca Stavrakopoulou took the ‘fittest lecturer’ crown, beating out Johanna Harris and Will Page by a considerable margin. But, as we all know, times change.

Email your nominations for Exeter’s fittest lecturer of 2013 to [email protected] – our discretion is assured – to make sure that the professor of your heart gets the recognition they deserve.