Clubbers of the Week

How do you deal with stress? Go out and get bleary eyed, of course


There are two types of people in this world.

There are those who find it impossible to ignore the fact that with every hour that passes, the scary monster that is the exam season gets a bit closer, and handcuff themselves to a library desk in preparation.

Then there are those who stare the monster in the face, laugh, and dive head first into Gari's with a tinny in each hand – for the third time that week. Hint: if you feature below, you're probably the latter.

Stunner of the Week

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Hair, highlight, pout on fleek doll

Runners Up

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A birthday baby

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I'd be jealous of her too hun x

Creeper of the Week

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Eek

Runners Up

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PLEASE can I be in your picture

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If this doesn't sum up being the only girl in a group of guys, I don't know what does

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Yah, these are my friends from my seminah

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Third Wheel of the Week

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Stop excluding me because I don't like love island!!

Runners Up

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Holding on to your pal from freshers week for dear life

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You don't know them, do you mate?

Wanker of the Week

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Your mate's faces sum it up tbh

Runners Up

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Had a fall mate?

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The pollock pretention is oozing

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You realise these pictures go online right?

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Somebody call 911, shawty fire burning on the dance floor

Hero of the Week

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SHOTS

Runners Up

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FOUR VKs? That's insane.

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Hero? dickhead? You decide.

Heroine of the Week

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On yourself hun x

Runners Up

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Hype me up ladz!

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

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The face of regret

Runners up

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I can't believe you've done this

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What you chucking me out for mate? I've only had two vodka cranberrys

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When they don't have pink gin, and it all gets a bit too much

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Clocking the boy you're grafting pulling someone else

WTFs of the Week

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That selfie isn't going to be grammable guys

Runners Up

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Headlock on the staff night out

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So many emotions

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Get a nap in before you get kicked out

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Mutant of the Week

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When you realise it was a mistake to get lip fillers

Runners Up

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He never paid me for the uber!

Album Covers of the Week

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Sugababes for the new age?

Runners Up

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On fleeeekkk

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Major girl band vibes

Best of the Rest

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When the RnB room comes throuuggghh

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Y'all won't be friends by fourth year

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COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME

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Lemme fix my hair

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Ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

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THANK U, NEXT

Photo credits:

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson// Empirical

Neil Stewart

James Gourlay