The hidden gems of our gym
Even Pan couldn’t navigate this Labyrinth
We’ve all been to the uni gym at some point, whether you’re an active gym goer or that person who spent £100 on a yearlong membership, yet haven’t been back since freshers.
Either way, you will be surprised by the things found in our local fitness centre.
The Combat Zone
That’s right, a place for all virgins/wrestling fans, to go and play together.
A huge abandoned hall, lined with mirrors, ideal for taking selflies.
The Salle
Located on the 3rd floor, we don’t know what it is either, only that it must be hard work.
Dwayne Johnson
Seriously, just what the fuck is The Rock?
The ‘Secret’ Cardio Gym
Perfect for those of you too self-conscious to stare into the sweaty face of the person directly opposite you on the bike in the cardio gym, there’s a place for you.
The Climbing Wall
Looking for a place to take your other half this Valentines Day?
Look no further than the Gym’s climbing wall, if watching you expertly climb that wall doesn’t get you laid, then you had no chance anyway.
The Performance Gym
A place more exclusive place than Opal’s VIP lounge that only a top notch Ping Pong player, or an All Black will ever get to experience.
The Archery Range
Okay seriously though, this is quite impressive.