Disney Edinburghers
Which one are you?
Bex PearsonThe Macho Jock: Gaston – The Beauty and The Beast
Common characteristics: follows a ridiculous bodybuilding diet, uses athletic prowess to try and attract women, outrageously arrogant, loves to bev.
“God, I’m amazing”
The Fourth Floor Fitty: Snow White
Common characteristics: always looks flawless, surrounded by fawning men, lives in Newtown because they can’t handle the big scary trees of the Meadows
“Nature?!?”
The Guy in Opal VIP: Captain Ratcliffe – Pocahontas
Common characteristics: flashing cash at the bar, ostentatiously dressed, has hundreds of promoter minions to get him more money, really quite ugly
“Grey Goose for EVERYBODY!”
The Spoilt Brat: Charlotte La Bouff – The Princess and The Frog
Common characteristics: dresses in all the latest fashions, mummy and daddy fund them through uni, only wants to date people whose degrees will give them a highly paid job (see ya later Sports Science)
“What does your daddy do?”
The Gap Yah-er: Jane – Tarzan
Common characteristics: goes to Africa in their summers to teach English, takes loads of instagrams of their travels, exceptionally posh, has a foreign boyfriend, think they’re roughing it but still have their MacBook, china tea-set and grandfather clock
“I am just so AWARE”
The International Student: Kusko – The Emperor’s New Groove
Common characteristics: lives in Quartermile, is either nobility or royalty in their home country, mixing with the ‘peasants’ of Edinburgh disgusts them
“My staff should be doing this”
The English Geek – Belle
Common characteristics: always reads more than required for seminars, hair is always up, calls Edinburgh rain ‘pathetic fallacy’, bums the fact there is a castle… “It’s soooo Mysteries of Udolpho”
“No time for fashion, my smock is more comfortable for reading”
The Layabout – Sleeping Beauty
Common characteristics: sleeps through uni, never changes out of their clothes, when they leave to do the flat food shop they end up chilling on the Meadows instead
“Can I bum a smoke, Owl?”
The Student You Will Never Meet: Bert – Mary Poppins
Common characteristics: does all the chalk drawings on the roads around uni, gets high and thinks he’s in another world/walking on the roof/having tea parties on the ceiling
“You don’t know me”
Having it all – students in Edinburgh talk balancing studies with social media side hustles
Georgia HamiltonLet’s be real, we’ve all fantasised about it at one point
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Seventh Heaven in Week 11
Jamie CalderTime to pre before the sun even sets
New strain of chlamydia originating in Pollock found amongst Edinburgh University students
Mila GreshamThe highly infectious strain has been nicknamed ‘the Pollock Clap’ by doctors
Scottish student feared dead after falling overboard from a North Sea cruise ship
Innes MacNeilLiam Jones was on a seven-day cruise with family for his mum’s birthday
To club or not to club in Edinburgh: Maybe it’s time to put those days behind us
Millicent AngelShould Cowgate have been included on the Edi 2024 Outs list?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Singing ‘I’m just Ken’ in Week 10
Can this semester end already x
We spoke to the Edinburgh University student behind the EmpowerHer exhibition
The event will run from Friday to Sunday and feature the work of 15 ECA students
Your ultimate guide to the best lunch spots for students on campus at Edinburgh University
Beatrice RaffaMeal prepping? Who has time for that?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Don’t worry I feel fine in Week Nine
Drink to forget that there’s only two weeks left of the semester x
We spoke to Edinburgh Uni’s Irish Society ahead of St Paddy’s Day
Kitty MesserYou heard it here first: Three Sisters is the place to be this year x
I made my own vegan pizza in the Wanderers Kneaded van and it was delicious
A huge pro: Warming up by the fire
Khushi Parekh
Eight things that consistently humble me as an Edinburgh University student
Tamsin DunlopA little humbling can be healthy – right?
Here’s how to celebrate International Women’s Day in Edinburgh this year
Mia SiitonenFor the brave, there’s a sunrise swim
Edinburgh uni professor paid damages by Tory Minister over false claims of supporting Hamas
Lauren McDougall‘Michelle Donelan made a cheap political point at my expense and caused serious damage to my reputation’
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
A study in style: Mastering midterm fashion trends in George Square
Roni SharpFrom maxi skirts to fur coats – it’s mid-terms baby!
Pro-Palestine protesters at Edinburgh Uni have occupied the Gordon Aikman lecture theatre
‘We refuse to see millions generated from our own tuition fees invested in Israeli arms’
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Emily SmithAwkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
Francesca EkeHe drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
Ellie RingHow did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
Phoebe Kowhai‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’
Selling the OC cast member Alexandra Jarvis has officially quit the Oppenheim Group
Jason Oppenheim recently confirmed her departure
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Get him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’