Fit, Fun, and Fabulous: Meet Hatfield’s Models

It’s that time of year.

For most of you, your summer bod has well and truly disappeared under the winter jacket you ate yourself into.

Meanwhile, just up the Bailey, for an elite few, the fasting has only just begun. For Hatfield’s models pasta is swapped for quinoa, and beer for a cheeky Gin and Tonic.

As always Hatfield leads the way in the college fashion show scene, and this year’s Zodiac themed show promises to be no different.

Fashion Show Chairs, and Hatfield Third Years, Sophie Skipper and Sophie Roberts, exclusively told The Tab:

“This year, as years before, showcases some of the most genetically blessed students that Hatfield has to offer.

“It promises to be a night filled with entertainment, rigs and raising money for a great charity.

“Our focus is on trying to raise as much money and awareness as possible for the charity ‘a LIFE for a CURE’. This cause resonates particularly closely with members of the Hatfield community funding meningitis research in the UK.

“With many brands that have never graced the catwalks of Durham, it is exciting to bring something new to the overcrowded fashion show scene.

“Get prepped for ticket sign up on Saturday.”

Unfortunately, unless you’re lucky enough to be in the college, you won’t be able to attend. So, The Tab got to know a few of Hatfield’s finest for you.

1) Name, Age, Rate yourself out of 10

Ben Veitch, 22, couldn’t possibly objectify myself like that

2) Best Feature

Right nipple

3) Worst Feature

Left nipple

4) How would you describe your brand in three words?

I don’t queue

5) Which other model do you fancy the most?

Charles White

6) What are you looking forward to most about the show?

New Cover Photo

1) Name, Age, Rate yourself out of 10

Camilla Dawes, 35, A for effort

2) Best Feature

Natural olive skin tone

3) Worst Feature

Fake tan sheets

4) How would you describe your brand in three words?

Help the Aged

5) Which other model do you fancy the most?

Abbie Moujaes

6) What are you looking forward to most about the show?

Assisting the boys with their fake tans

1) Name, Age, Rate yourself out of 10

Ore Ogunlana, 18 years old, 2.1/10

2) Best Feature

Jawline

3) Worst Feature

My nose is kind of big

4) How would you describe your brand in three words?

Laid-back, Unique, Lively

5) Which other model do you fancy the most?

Elly Randall

6) What are you looking forward to most about the show?

Dancing in the show

1) Name, Age, Rate yourself out of 10

Elliott Husband, 20 plus 1, You do the math

2) Best Feature

I live in the nicest house in Durham

3) Worst Feature

I live in the messiest room in Durham

4) How would you describe your brand in three words?

Only way’s up?

5) Which other model do you fancy the most?

Respectfully decline to answer due to current divorce proceedings

6) What are you looking forward to most about the show?

Getting really sober backstage

1) Name, Age, Rate yourself out of 10

Zach Chadwick, 20+1, 6/10 but 7/10 with the right filter or downlighting

2) Best Feature

My secret freckle. *winks*

3) Worst Feature

Easy: Ears. But I don’t like to draw attention to them.

4) How would you describe your brand in three words?

Better than Bradshaw’s.

5) Which other model do you fancy the most?

Will Helme, what a man. Arms thicker than my legs and the beard to boot.

6) What are you looking forward to most about the show?

Barney Ware told me the best bit was seeing the other models naked backstage but I’m just looking forward to having fun with my mates.

1) Name, Age, Rate yourself out of 10

Helena Cardow, 21, solid 3.7

2) Best Feature

The saucy smackers

3) Worst Feature

Questionable chat (obv)

4) How would you describe your brand in three words?

Fun, flirty ‘n’ fabulou$

5) Which other model do you fancy the most?

Abbie. Angus better watch out.

6) What are you looking forward to most about the show?

Unveiling the 2k16 rig to the public.

Tickets go on sale on Saturday.