Durham’s most eligible bachelorette: Sacha Waters

Sacha Waters, daughter of David and Brigid Waters, comes from the sunny island of Jersey (the tax haven one, not the orange slags one). She chose to leave the sunny island, attending Cranford School in the marginally less exciting Dorset before heading up to the even less exciting Durham where she is in her second year studying German and Spanish.

Sacha’s social highlight of the year is Collingwood’s Summer Ball, meaning she’s either incredibly patriotic or has incredibly low expectations. Her sights reach higher however when it comes to holidays, enjoying an annual Christmas trip to Cape Town where her mother’s seven siblings and their children live.

With such a large family, any potential suitors better be able to impress on a large scale. Before you even make it to the (possibly free) family holiday stage, you  will have to survive the interrogation of her three older brothers, one of whom is an ex-international rugby player. Good luck.

If you think you have the balls for it, Sacha likes an older man who can put a smile on her face, especially one who’s tall, intelligent and funny. Veering away from the Take Me Out vibe, she’d much prefer a cheeky bite in Tango than a trip to Fernando, although both could end up covered in something sticky. Best to wash it down with a glass of Kir Royale.

Sacha hopes to be remembered for being a kind person who put a smile on people’s faces, even if it’s just for doing something unintentionally stupid. If you commit to this babe of a bachelorette you’re in for a promising future, as she hopes to end up working on a South African wine farm.

Stunning landscapes, constant sun, and an endless supply of alcohol to make sure you’re still attracted to each other when the skin starts to sag; what’s not to like?