It’s here! The FINAL Clubbers of the Week for term two
This week was MESSY
angela crockerCalling all Coventry clubbers, have you made it to another week in the hall of shame? Have you made it every week in a row? We're sorry if you have, but also that's pretty impressive.
Take a look and pray that you've made it into a more respectable award like squad of the week rather than fail of the week. And for all those stunners of the week… you're certified models now, up with the likes of Cara Delevingne. You're welcome.
Squad of the week
Gyals turned UP
Runners up
When the whole accounting firm ends up in JJ's
That leopard print get up is a LEWK if I've ever seen one
Stunners of the week
Runners up
Biggest WTF moments
Should anyone's back bend that far?
Literally no one was ready
Awkward trios
Third wheeling is hard but imagine fifth wheeling
Nobody really wanted to be there. Especially far left
You just can't get between two gal pals sorry, buddy!
Biggest wankers
This one speaks for itself
Do you have any mates or did you leave them all just for this flex pic
Have fun washing those jeans mate
Ooh I'm so hard core
Did they shave that poor guy's head? I bet they did
Creepers of the week
When ur having fun at JJ's and then remember rent is due tomorrow :/
This is Jim from The Office look is there ever was one
Sleepiest clubbers
Eyes closed. Power nap. Back to the Wild Wednesday grind.
Those sunglasses are a handy way of hiding your sleepy eyes, babe
Coventry University will use AI to teach business because course ‘isn’t worth the time’
Francesca EkeA leaked email explained that the initiative will allow lecturers to focus on more ‘beneficial’ work
Coventry Uni becomes the first uni to allow students to use ChatGPT in exams
Pieter SnepvangersThe university has said students should harness the potential of the software
Coventry medical students helped man who had a seizure on the side of the road
Christopher TangThe two students helped the man before emergency services were called
The dates for all 18 days of strike action at Coventry University have been announced
These are the biggest university strikes in history
Confirmed: The first day of strike action at Coventry University is in just two weeks time
Phoebe KowhaiStrikes will begin on February 1st
Coventry University staff to walkout for almost three weeks of teaching in next two months
The 18 days of strike action are part of the biggest ever university strikes
Firefighters called to put out pan fire at city-centre Coventry student accommodation
Three fire engines came to tackle the blaze on Corporation Street
The Coventry Tab is looking for new writers and we want you!
Our open meeting is next week and you don’t need any experience
Jaspreet Lehil
Coventry University announces students can get an 80 per cent refund on uni halls
Laura WilliamsCUSU is requesting for this to be increased
Symptom free tests to be mandatory for students who have face-to-face lectures
Negative results need to be received before classes
Kira Mitchell
Lilian Darteh
Coventry set for Tier 3 restrictions next week: Here’s how it affects students
It’s the highest set of coronavirus restrictions
Daniel Clemson
I was cancelled after being falsely accused of racism by another student
Barney Schneider was assumed to be the culprit of a racist video, but he was innocent
Charlotte Cooley
Here’s a quick peek in Coventry Black History that you might not have known about
In celebration of Black History Month
Love Island Gossip Column: Jess says Callum CHEATED?! Plus MAJOR new Anton & Mitch beef!
Ellie RingMitch declared that he wanted to ‘slap Anton’s head off’ and yikes!
Guys, Hinge has added a ‘hidden words’ feature that lets you block people from your likes
Emily SmithLong walks and Sunday roasts be GONE
A deleted scene from Baby Reindeer showed how things really ended between Donny and Teri
Five months after the events of Baby Reindeer took place, the real Teri left Richard a voice mail
Raving to radio: Everything Richard Gadd did after the real life events of Baby Reindeer
He even had time to go travelling
‘She inspired me’: Everything Nava Mau has said about playing Teri in Baby Reindeer
‘When I read the script, I could tell that Richard really loved her’
Jess has accused Callum of cheating on her with fellow Love Island star before their split
This breakup just gets messier and messier
What have Sara and Tim been up to since leaving the drama of MAFS Australia 2024 behind?
Tim seems to have dropped off the face of the earth
Student jailed for stabbing his housemate to death after a fight over his music taste
Syed Hussain-Kazi called his housemate a homophobic slur before stabbing him with a kitchen knife
Jack reveals MAFS Australia producers forced him to change his vows ‘six or seven times’
As it didn’t fit ‘the theme’ they wanted for their storyline
Omg, Jayden tried to sell the bracelet he got Eden on MAFS Australia for extra cash
And asked if Eden wanted to split the profit
If you can’t wait for season four of The Umbrella Academy, here’s what else the cast is in
I need my daily dose of Klaus
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Awkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
How did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’