Yours sincerely, women everywhere
‘The bar is so low he only ever invited me round and wanted to see me after midnight, but I was just glad to spend time with him’
‘I kept them as leverage’
They say 28 inch waist and they’re lying
There will be no toilet roll and he can only cook pasta
‘So, what would you do if I was there?’
So much variety, so much range
Hereee they come!