It’s honestly all about the eyes

Pass me a bucket I feel SICK

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Wow this is a lot

You’ll feel personally attacked after reading this

Honestly, you’re all SICK

Please just don’t say the wrong name

1. Wearing matching underwear

It’s the sweetest dish of revenge you can serve

It’s an art which you can now master

Please for the love of God don’t bite too hard

You should save this to your phone

If number 3 happens to me I’m going celibate

We’re gonna be alone forever at this rate

You’re all trash

‘The wall was covered in bloody handprints’

Oh god, please stop JABBING ME WITH YOUR TONGUE