‘The bar is so low he only ever invited me round and wanted to see me after midnight, but I was just glad to spend time with him’
While you’re preparing for hot girl summer, I’m worrying about the extra calories in my cocktails
Regina George would go to Oxbridge, obvs
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a North Face and a rollie x
What’s not to love between beer bellies, mullets and commitment issues?
They can take away our freedom, but they can never take away the sesh
Jingle bells, wine bottles, drinking all the way.
Where else would you go on a Thursday?
Sophie Rennie
