These drippy Christ’s grads made a sickly sweet marriage video
Say it in a card, say it in a letter. Please don’t say it in a video.
It seems every love-struck couple wants to outdo each other when it comes to normal traditions — just like drippy ex-Cantabs Jonny and Maria “Mash” Thompson, who made a sickly “save the date” video around their old college.
The Christ’s grads star in their own nauseating wedding trailer, grinning their way around Cambridge to the tune of Taylor Swift.
Next time, send us a card.
The video recreates the couples’ first meeting in one of the most romantic places in Cambridge: the Porters’ Lodge in Christ’s.
We then follow them around sipping red wine and buying fudge in Market Square before a slushy proposal in the Fellows’ Garden in Clare.
Here’s to the bride and groom.
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