Scientifically proven success (maybe)
Roses are red, violets are blue, got to get married soon, I guess you’ll do
Until death do us part isn’t a joke guys
Or how to trick them into thinking Cambridge life is normal
How was your day at work Jerry? “It was alright. I spoke to a man who married a horse.”
‘Being Irish has never felt so good’
Even though I am not one of you, I understand you
Don’t grow up, it’s a trap
Feminism needs a shake up, says IRIS VAN ROSENBURGH
Inspired by Gone Girl, film editor MICHAEL DALTON provides us all with some wise advice on college marriage
English Faculty librarian David Rushmer is fighting to be reunited with his wife.
ELOISE DAVIES discovers divorce, incest and general marital chaos.
ELLIE SLEE faces mortification at Marriage formal, and things only get worse when all her pants go missing…
BETH SWORDS gives advice on the most romantic ways to propose in Cambridge.
CATHERINE AIREY admits her biggest turn-off from her faith has been the Cambridge Christian Union… and has a few other confessions to make as well.
MIRANDA JOHNSON thinks you should be taking more chances.
LEWIS BARTLETT wants to be allowed to be married in chapel. No matter who it’s with.
Tattoos, weddings and chaplains: a normal week in the life of The Tattler.