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Someone write a letter, we demand a recount
It’s like something out of a bad movie
And everyone is going quackers about it
But Huppert says he has the track record to ‘transform’ the status quo
And it may have just mended a thousand hearts
Add a witty statement, a fancy font and a picture of Katie Hopkins
Spectre of rising rents as both Cambridge Unis are short of accommodation
Is this the end of predrinks?
Cuts may mean Cambridge cannot go on as it is
Guys, the word you’re looking for is ‘congratulations’.
Will Jack Bauer be heading the sessions?
Alison Devlin