A definitive ranking of the MAFS cast, judged solely on their wedding outfits

We’re only a week into MAFS UK, and it’s already been chaos. A groom rapped at his own wedding, a bride turned up on horseback in a black dress, and another made her entrance in a flower-covered throne. Subtlety? Never heard of her. If this is week one, God help us when the latecomers arrive to stir up more drama. But while the vows are sweet and the drama is juicy, the real thing worth analysing is the fashion. These outfits are going to live forever in wedding albums and promo shots, so here are the official MAFS UK wedding outfits ranked.

8. Grace and Ashley

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Someone had to come last, and it’s these two. Yawn. Boring. This outfit was giving ham sandwich, ready salted crisps, and a bottle of water. Absolutely nothing special. The garter was also a weird choice: From some angles it looked like a VPL, and that’s not a legacy you want in your wedding album.

7. Rebecca and Bailey

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Nothing offensive, nothing iconic, just deeply forgettable. When you’ve got brides rolling up on horses and being carried down the aisle on a flower throne, you can’t play it safe. Sorry babes, but you’re giving background guests, not main characters. However, I did enjoy the low back on Rebecca’s dress.

6. Sarah and Dean

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Over to the most talked about couple from the series so far. Dean looked sweet in his bow tie, but Sarah’s dress? Lacklustre. The lace sleeves were nice, but overall it just didn’t land. Maybe I’m biased because Sarah’s been a bit mean, but this wasn’t the serve it could’ve been.

5. Julia-Ruth and Divarni

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Simple but elegant. Julia’s gown had such a flattering silhouette, and the cap sleeves were dainty perfection. Paired with Divarni looking dapper, they were a vision of understated chic. Sometimes less really is more.

4. Keye and Davide

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Tailored to perfection. Keye’s loafers were stunning, and the detailing on Davide’s jacket was a chef’s kiss. They looked like a fashion campaign more than a wedding couple. They’ve taken the classic groom suit and elevated it, which is rare on this show where most blokes grab the first navy jacket they see.

3. Maeve and Joe

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Maeve said “RIP to my single life” and turned up in a black dress on a HORSE. Camp. Iconic. The fact it tied in with her love for riding was actually cute too, her horse Tara even features on her Instagram. Bold, dramatic and impossible to forget. I guess Joe looked alright too.

2. Leigh and Lea

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STUNNING. Leigh’s dress was a classic look done right, and Lea’s? Everything fit beautifully, it felt elegant and glamourous, and it was proper wedding vibes without being TOO over-the-top. They’re one of the strongest-dressed couples of the season. It’s not just about looking good individually, but also how the outfits complement each other, and they’ve nailed the duo aesthetic.

1. Nelly and Steven

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The best dressed, no contest. Nelly’s red two-piece was jaw-droppingly gorgeous, and such a powerful nod to her Indian heritage. Her flower-decked dollie entrance was theatrical in the best way. Steven also deserves props for stepping outside of the boring suit box with a double-breasted jacket. If only he’d matched the trousers, it would’ve been flawless. Still, they completely won the wedding runway.

And that’s the MAFS UK ranking, until the producers drop in more couples and we get even more questionable fashion moments to judge.

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