All the MAFS UK 2024 wedding dresses, ranked from best to worst

Now that all the original MAFS UK 2024 couples have tied the knot, they can embark on their honeymoons – and more importantly, we can embark on brutally rating their wedding dresses. Here are the MAFS UK 2024 wedding dresses, ranked from best to worst. So, number eight is the least ugly, and number one does not slay sufficiently.

8. Sacha Jones

This looks like the cover of a romantasy book and I’m so here for that
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The floral lace. The chiffon skirt. The tiara. *Swoons*.

I normally don’t rate coloured wedding dresses, but this is such a subtle and delicate shade of pink that it totally works. It’s a really clever choice of colour to compliment the walls of the venue and the pink roses.

It’s given 2000s Barbie movie (minus Bibble)
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The floral details on the bodies are just stunning. Sacha looks like she’s auditioning for a Disney live action remake. 10/10. This dress easily takes the prize for being the best of the MAFS UK 2024 wedding dresses.

7. Polly Sellman

Tragically, Polly didn’t look happy on her wedding day for long
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Adam was so out of order for saying that Polly isn’t his type and he’s always dated “unreal brunettes”, because Polly looks unreal in this dress. My only criticism is that more of a statement necklace would have balanced out the thick neckline of the bodice a bit better.

6. Emma Barnes

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White fluffy shawls are for Gossip Girl characters at parties, not for adults at weddings
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The Bridget Jones wannabe looks gorgeous, but I’m not blown away by the dress. There’s nothing drastically wrong with it, but there’s nothing super exciting about it either.

I know I’ve been snarky but the sweetheart dress does really suit Emma so it could be much worse xxx
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The of this outfit’s drama comes from the fluffy shawl, and I’m just not a fan. It would be a great accessory to cosplay the White Witch of Narnia, but I’d never pick it for a wedding. Although, perhaps all the warmth was helpful when Caspar starting giving her the cold shoulder?

5. Kristina Goodsell

At least they make each other laugh x (Image via Channel 4)

This dress just feels a bit vanilla for Kristina, who’s practically oozing personality. The spaghetti straps look a bit out of proportion with the neckline. If I wore a wedding dress with spaghetti straps, I’d spend the whole time worrying that they were going to snap and my dress would fall down in front of the whole congregation.

Imagine having a dog so well behaved that he’s allowed to be the ring bearer at your weird TV wedding. My dog isn’t even allowed in the living room
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Plus, the dress looked really difficult to bend down in when Kristina tried to stroke Kieran’s dog Hugo. Imagine walking up the stairs in it.

4. Charlie Curtis

Ah, it started so well…
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Charlie’s hair is immaculate. But after ten minutes of Googling, I am none the wiser as to what this neckline is. It could have been very striking with the right necklace, but none of the MAFS UK brides seem to wear much jewellery.

The bodice moves about more than I do on a run
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The bodice also shifted awkwardly while Charlie was sitting down, which must have been a pain for Charlie.

3. Holly Ditchfield

The wedding decorations are much greener than Alex’s flags
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I love a melodramatic flouncy skirt, but the zig-zag layers of this one just confuse me. It kind of looks like a enlarged loofah. The bodice doesn’t seem to fit Holly quite right.

Holly has hair to die for, but I’m not a fan of the 2000s half up half down pineapple.

2. Lacey Martin

This woman has the hair of a Greek goddess (Image via Channel 4)

Nathan calling Lacey “nice” was a massive understatement of how radiant Lacey looked for her MAFS wedding. But this dress is doing her dirty. I guess it’s meant to be an artistic interpretation of a corset? But it’s not a good one. The bodice looks like a bikini top that’s been fastened to the skirt with lolly sticks and Blu Tack.

1. Richelle Case

A rare moment that Richelle wasn’t asking Orson questions (Image via Channel 4)

Richelle looked truly stunning for her wedding to ex-cricketer Orson. Seriously, she must have found the fountain of youth, because she looks younger than me and I’m half her age.

However, the dress was just not it. It doesn’t seem to fit her quite right. I’d need to be very drunk and to have about ten rolls of tit tape on hand in order to wear that dress.

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Cover image via Channel 4