Predicting which Love Island All Stars ‘couples’ will split up first

Love Island All Stars was a flop in many regards, but where it flopped definitively was in the way no couples were even really feeling like actual couples. Do these people like each other more than for the sake of the show? Are these real relationships or just villa dalliances? Who knows – but to me, it feels over before it began. Even the winners, Tom Clare and Molly Smith, barely feel like a real couple. So – in good, classic, Mystic Meg fashion – here’s my predictions on which Love Island All Stars couples are going to split first.

Adam and Arabella: A month or two x

Erm, call me optimistic! But I actually think these two might have a nice few weeks of dating following their time on the show. There was a bit of a spark, they just didn’t get to do much with it in the villa. There are all those rumours of Adam having a girlfriend on the outside but let’s forget about that and say something nice for a change.

Anton and Georgia H: A week

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Look. I think these two are just mates. I’m not sure they fully know that that is all they are, but a bit of British air and rain will help them realise.

Toby and Georgia S: Three months

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Josh and Sophie: Six months

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You know what, they probably should have won. I feel like these are the two who are genuinely the most into each other. I can see them doing a decent stint on the outside but nothing for the history books.

Callum and Jess: Until the airport home

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Not a crumb of romance in sight, my loves.

Tom and Molly: Three weeks

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Look. Both alright people, Molly a lovely girl, Tom a bit boring. Enjoyed each other in the villa, but no spice. It isn’t happening. Over before it begins. They won, but the Love Island All Stars split will come thick and fast.

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