Eight awful new year statuses


If you thought the US election ones were bad...


Mainly the cheese and port variety

An upbeat start to the year

Just the eight pints

Didn’t ask

Just as bad

Bring your chat


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  • Swal

    "thank fuck for the the red bull at Raffles"

    so schweffy…

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