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Your hobbit feet aren’t cute either
7am doesn’t have to be a lie in
Pretty face, average bod > average face, fit bod
‘Millie can I borrow a tampon?’
So many blisters
(It’s a pub and a club mixed together)
The finer things in life
Bread just makes me bloat