Vote now best bums 2015 – It’s the turn of the girls

We may have lost the varsity but there is no denying that our bums are are the real winners of Nottingham.

These girls don’t want a first, all they want is to be crowned Trent’s best bum.

Please note that names have been changed to preserve the identities and dignities of our brave finalists.

Betty Smith, 2nd year Defence against the dark arts

I’m double jointed in nearly all my joints

Jemima Button, 1st year Tree surgery

I once got jiggy with a boy on an open top bus in Paris

Susie Harrison , 4th year Gynaecology

I can hold my breath underwater for three seconds

 Patsy Pyles, 2nd year Zoology

I taught myself how to cut my hair at the age of 3

Matilda Reeves, 3rd year David Beckham studies

I’m a champion goat milker

 Cynthia Muffet, 1st year martial arts

I regularly get told I have waist to ass ratio to rival Kim K’s

Charlotte Diana, 4th year Royal studies

I once served Kate Middleton