Bringing home the bacon: SU bribe us to vote again by using baby pigs

Vote hungry Union top brass have pulled a porker by promising a piglet room if enough people vote.

The emotional blackmail of last year’s puppy room has been stepped up, as this year they promise a room of baby swine.

The Student’s Union claim they were “raising the stakes” in order to break last year’s voting record.

In the year that saw the likes of Patches become president – against no one – a mere 6,800 people voted after being bribed with a puppy room.

Now, if 7,500 people place their votes in this year’s elections, we’ll be rewarded with a room full of piglets so when revision is a boar we’ll go for a pig me up.

It has not yet been announced when the room will be in action, how many pigs will be there or if there will be bacon sandwiches.

Politics finalist Graham Stewart thinks we’re just being bribed again.

He said: “Just like the puppy room this is another public spectacle to boost turnout except this time around we’re encouraged to bond with our food. Who wants some bacon?”

However Abi Smith is excited at the prospect of cuddling her future sarnie filler.

The journalism student said: “I think this will actually make me vote. I’ll probably just do it with my eyes closed though. I’m more interested in getting with the pigs.”

Remember to place your all important vote of who is the fittest election candidate.