What would you do with a penis or a vagina for a day?

This was some hard news. We headed to the SU to discuss one of the more pressing issues on campus right now.

Dan Mburu (left), 19,  Broadcast Journalism

“I’d punch it and see if it hurts as much.”

Joe Mursell (right), 19, Broadcast Journalism

“I’d fanny fart.”

Rachel Coppard, first year Fashion Knitwear

“I’d walk around naked all day like my flat mates do.”

Mark Spencer, 19, Broadcast Journalism

“I’d be a lesbian.”

Lassie Smith (left), 19, Interior Architecture

“I’d stick it in someone’s ear.”

Tilly (right), 19, Marketing

“I’d just swing it around all day.”

Matthew Langlands, 19, Broadcast Journalism

“I’d give myself a vajazzle using Pound World diamantes.”

Emma Baillie, third year Law with Criminology

“I’d do the helicopter thing in front of the mirror.”

Kieran Matthews, 20, Print Journalism

“I’d go around and bitch, I guess. Just be a girl.”

Emily Simou, 19, Broadcast Journalism

“I’d wee everywhere and do something naughty.”

Felix Faulkner, 19, Law

“I’d wee sitting down and not get judged.”

Annie Noble, 20, Photography

“I want to know what an erection feels like. To have, I mean, not to touch.”

Brad Doherty, 19, Psychology

“I’d want to be on my period for the day just to see if it’s really an excuse to be a moody cow like my housemates during their time of the month.”

Martin Lee, 21, Product Design

“I’d wish for boobs too.”