‘Please like me, I like your titties’: Strange note put through a fresher’s door

A first year was left shocked and confused after a bizarre love note was delivered by a mysterious admirer.

Lara found the note after it was pushed under her door in halls at Nottingham Trent University.

Lara put a picture of the naughty note onto a freshers Facebook page and suggested that the pranksters find a better way to spend their evenings.

This is the note that Lara received through her door last night

Just in case you can’t read the scrawl, the note reads:

“Dear Lara, I well fancy you. You saucy little minx. You give me a hard willy. It gets bigger too. Do you want to feel it.”

The class clown then went on to say he/she looks like TV chef, Ainsley Harriott

The note then concluded: “Please like me. I like your titties. I licked the paper xoxo”

The post has since received over 100 likes with one student commenting: “For Nottingham, that’s pretty classy. Usually, guys just claim and drag you to their caves”.

Lara has now found out that it was one of her friends that posted the mysterious note through her door.

She said: “I was convinced it was someone from the floor above. I thought it was weird because I was with the majority of my friends when it was put through my door”.

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