Screw your deadlines, it’s Sussex Clubbers of the Week
Priorities, am I right?
Rosie BettisTerm is so very nearly over; the work that you've been putting off since the start of term is piling up, you've got that dreaded email saying your attendance has dropped below required and deadlines are creeping up on you. Uni work is actually a thing? Who knew.
That certainly didn't stop you wild crowd from getting out and doing what you do best – getting boozy.
And here are the messiest, funniest and most embarrassing pics of you lot of Sussex doing just that.
Bromance of the week
Keeping hold of his young freshling
Stunners of the week
GO ON GIRLS
Shades of the week
The guy in the back does not approve
You work it gals
Third Wheel of the week
Ruining a special moment
Gheeez they just wanted one cute pic
Smooch of the week
So cute x
A passionate moment for the memory book x
Peace out of the week
Giggle of the week
He clearly said something funny
Adorable
"Lemme take a selfie" of the week
"That's a good one, put that on your story"
Smile folks
"NO PAPS PLZ" of the week
Boyband of the week
Giving One Direction a run for their money
One lucky lady amongst boyband royalty
Reality check of the week
Never before seen a truer statement
Happy chappy of the week
Thumbs up for student loan dropping
VK legends of the week
Hey there you little cutie x
Cocktail King
"OH MY GOD" of the week
NO WAY!!! OMG!!! GAHHH!!!
Party people of the week
Sing your heart out of the week
"And IIIIIIII will always love youuuuuu"
Flex of the week
Sun's out, guns out
"Shots shots shots" of the week
"I repeat – 4 tequila shots kind sir"
Gal Pals of the week
Sharing is caring ladies
Outfit Co-ordination of the week
Friendship goals
Ladies in red
Slip of the week
Flashin' the panties
Eyeballs of the week
Staring deep into your soul xo
"Fuck you" of the week
Rejection at its finest
Sauciest clubber of the week
Who knew inflatables could be so sexy
Squeeze of the week
Pouts of the week
Oh so vogue
SHIP of the week
Become an item already
Squad goals of the week
Boozers of the week
So swave
A true friend
No hands no problem
Photo credits:
Donuts photos courtesy of Patterns and Green Door Store
Mondays and Thursdays at the Haunt courtesy of Fat Pops & Secret Discotheque
Epik Wednesday courtesy of Pryzm
Trash Mondays courtesy of George Power Finch and Inyaear
C U Next Tues courtesy of The Arch & Rox Promotions
FOMO photos courtesy of Revenge
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