Best bum late entry looks to chase the crack pack
She’s taking a crack at bagging the top spot
Notts best bum competition got off to a flying start yesterday, with over 2000 people checking out the plumpest rumps in the East Midlands.
We thought the competition couldn’t get any fiercer until we received a last minute entry late last night.
Anna is entering the crack pack after 3rd year squat studies student Nelly Bumschlinger has already built up a convincing lead in the girl’s competition.
In the boys category, Steve Sidebottom is leading the way with a asstounding 46%.
Is Anna a contender? Vote below.
Anna Handsucker, 4th Year Rocket engineering
Nelly Bumschlinger, 3rd Year Squat studies with kardashianology
Lacey Redbottom, 1st year Soft fruit management
Peachy McBoots, 4th year Nottingham Forest studies with Herbology
Sally Hintern, 3rd Year sheds, fences and erection management
Jade Buxom, PhD in light bondage studies
Hugh Janus, 4th year Flatulence studies
Steve Sidebottom, 1st year theatre studies and waste management
Dan Bottomley, 3rd year Selfie studies
Keith Doublecheek, 2nd year Game show studies
Will Rearly, 3rd year Interpretive dance
Tom Kissentoosh, 2nd year Biscuit management