You shall go to the ball

I feel like Anton Ego from Ratatouille

For when that hangover nap just can’t wait

‘I always avoid saying which university I went to in Nottingham because of embarrassment’

Just because everyone else is wearing it, doesn’t mean you should

We were all freshers once

If you are walking around with some crisps from the vending machine, just know I’m judging you

You can thank me later