Jailbreak 2013: The Results
Where did they end up?
Zehrah HeesanWere you avidly refreshing The Tab on the weekend keeping up to date with Jailbreak antics? It was an intense and immensely successful one for UCLU RAG, as the teams made lifelong friendships with Turkish lorry drivers, casually blagged a few free flights and got naked on trains (ahem, team Failbreak).
So what were the final results? You’ve heard the rumours, but here’s the definitive, and impressive, list of where all the Jailbreak teams found themselves by Sunday evening 9pm.
The Top Seven
7th place: The Bee Trio – Nice, 1033km
6th place: Team Die Hard – Genoa, 1038km
5th place: Antonio and Yasmin – Barcelona, 1143km
4th place: B Cubed – Florence, 1214km
3rd place: Looking for Oz – Vienna, 1238km
2nd place: There & Back Again – Warsaw, 1452km
1st place: Team Morph – New York City, 5588km
Where the rest ended up
Po and the Poach – Calais
CK – Calais
The Green Peas – Amsterdam
Leo & Hannah – Amsterdam
The Kieran Mckeown’s – Paris
LADS on tour – Paris
Prash + HM – Berlin
The 2 Machas – Frankfurt
The Puckleberries Reloaded – London
Cunning Stunts – London
Cherie & Lema – Milan
Yat – Lille
Marco Yolo – Le Havre
Escape the Zoo – Stuttgart
Amy & Hannah – Stuttgart
Teak Trotski – Brussels
Our Tab Team, Failbreak, lived up to their name, ending up in…London. At least our Sports Editor, Joe Jackson, got a TFL guy to hold a Tab T-shirt.
A really impressive effort from all of this year’s participants, and Team Morph, you will forever go down in Jailbreak history. And of course, the biggest congratulations goes to the RAG committee for organising the best Jailbreak yet and raising £7175.64 for World Child Cancer.
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