Clubbers of the Week, I even got it tatted on me
With results day looming, the only thing to do is drink to forget and wake up to regret. We present you with the best and worst of the week.
Matching squad of the week
Clearly Liverpool supporters, up the reds!
They said he could be anything, so he became a Red Stripe
Didn't fancy being a dentist or a teacher
Wonder if they kissed?
Do you think he borrows her foundation too?
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket", I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
Representing Big Shaq for days
When you realise your 9am has been cancelled due to strikes
When your ex walks in with the girl you shagged last night
Fuck, someone get him out of here
Creeper of the week
When you spot him…
Private school boys take on Juicy
C'mon guys, suits and ties in the Shipping Forecast?
All of these girls but he's still missing you
He's looking into your soul, be careful
When you're that desperate for a job you'll try anything
When you just about blend in, but not quite well enough
Beeeeend and snap
Elle Woods would be proud
Calm down lads, do you want your ma to see you swearing on clubbers of the week?
LADS LADS LADS