Can we all take a minute to appreciate Cole Sprouse’s MASSIVE glow up?
Daddy may I
Cole Sprouse is everyone's fave nerdy kid from Suite Life and – for all the nineties kids out there – Friends. But he is nerdy no more, as his stint on Riverdale has proved.
The era of fantasising endlessly about hot girls on TV shows and wondering how may hours you need to hit the gym to get abs like theirs is over. We're now in a brand new era of being really really thristy for the Daddy's of pop culture, and that now includes Cole Sprouse. Sorry, but it's true.
I mean, look at this:
A post shared by Cole Sprouse (@colesprouse) on May 23, 2017 at 7:47am PDT
I mean sure, he's still totally nerdy, but now it's in more of "Daddy may I" kinda way rather than a "please do my homework" way. Which, yeah, I am totally okay with.
Sure, it's a bit weird cos we did all grow up watching him grow up, but he's 25 now and damn it he is hot. Seriously, it's totally okay to be massively thirsty for Cole Sprouse. I'm calling it.
Check out this month's @heromag for a quick feature. Legends say if you put your ear to the page, you can almost hear how much pain I was in from flexing my body this hard. Photo: @jessicaandclark Styling: @sharonchitrit Jacket: @ovadiaandsons
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New episode of Riverdale tomorrow at 9. If your preferred medium is text, check out my discussion of the show in this month's @luomovogue with @rushkabergman , @claudiobelizario , and @matthewbrookesphoto
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We interrupt Botswana's scheduled programming to bring you this announcement: #Riverdale has been picked up! Catch #Jughead on the CW. A return to acting is gunna be a bit strange, but Im doing it with a good group of people. Alright, round two start.
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The ovaries want what the ovaries want, and right now, they want Cole Sprouse.
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