Where do I sign up?
My time has come
No one enjoys crumbs to be fair
Why am I paying £9000 for this again?
The events were advertised with a ‘gold hoop earrings and trackies’ dress code
I’m already too poor for this tbh
They described themselves as ‘educated fair maidens’ who would find the theme ‘entirely alien’
Goodbye Tinder, you won’t be missed
It’s because of all of your wavy garms
According to The Tab’s Mental Health Rankings 2017
The only surprise is why aren’t we first?
RIP if you missed him
Finally, the only good part about exams
It’s a Christmas miracle
A true Christmas miracle
I’d rather not swim in that pond, thanks
Everyone hates tuition fees, unless you’re Theresa May