10 Chat up lines to pull a medic
A prescription for guaranteed fun.
1. My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
2. Call me coronary artery, because I’ll soon be wrapped around your heart.
3. Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
4. Are you drowning? Because I’m getting the urge to give you CPR.
5. Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
6. That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
7. Is your name epinephrine? Because you’re making my heart race.
8. Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
9. I’m currently on elderly placement, but how about tonight we practice internal medicine?
10. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.
Organisers said the march was about giving an ‘active space’ for students to show their solidarity with Palestine
Two students were threatened and verbally abused while walking to prayer service at Hillel House
Nicholas Rees was sentenced to six years in prison after speaking about making bombs
Rekom has closed 17 venues across the country
More than 500 Leeds alumni have signed an open letter warning about ‘the current state of anti-Semitism on campus’
‘Free Palestine’ was graffitied on Hillel House after a professor called for a ‘coordinated response’
Turns out The Traitors star is 100 per cent faithful to a Friday night at Fruity
Enjoy swooning to the likes of Mark Darcy, Patrick Verona and Alex Stewart x
We’re hosting an open meeting at Old Bar on Monday 12th February at 6pm for you to find out more
It is one of 17 other associated clubs closing across the UK
B-ahwe shares tips on how students can get into music and what touring is like
Student Rebellion Leeds are occupying a lecture hall for 24 hours to hold a workshop
Channel your inner Greta Thunberg
*cries in skinny scarf* (like that’s going to keep you warm)
Expect bad decisions, drunken giggles and exhausted lectures
Don’t worry – no stereotype will be left unjudged
Rabbi Deutsch has been accused of ‘war crimes’
Yep, you heard us right – it’s cuffing season
There’s no such thing as a good night’s sleep in Hyde Park
Hate to break it to you baby girl
Could it be a familar face?
She says the culture ‘thrives off drug and alcohol abuse’ and it ‘wrecked her sobriety’
Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?
I’m sure Ellie’s cousin was looking it up it straight after their wedding
‘Then from the shadows, a figure emerges, cloaked in mystery and malice – The Unknown!’
They even had our sad Oompa Loompa queen!
‘I don’t need a guy to provide for me’
‘Girl, we can see the timelines’
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Mitch spoke of his ‘regrets’ during his time on the show
This should give anyone in a situationship some hope
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
It was probably Callum’s idea
He ‘found the process really tough’
And there’s no ‘bad blood’ between them
What will Louis Walsh and Ekin-Su talk about!?
I still have some questions