10 Chat up lines to pull a medic

A prescription for guaranteed fun.

1. My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.


2. Call me coronary artery, because I’ll soon be wrapped around your heart.

3. Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

4. Are you drowning? Because I’m getting the urge to give you CPR.

5. Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.

6. That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.

7. Is your name epinephrine? Because you’re making my heart race.

8. Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.

9. I’m currently on elderly placement, but how about tonight we practice internal medicine?

10. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.