Rajous – How to woo

He’s always there for that last minute booze dash and now he’s giving us his top Valentine’s Day tips.

What more could his loyal West End ‘babeses’ want this 14th February?

Do you have any special plans for Valentine’s day?

“Yes, I have two beautiful daughters I will be spending it with them.”

What is the secret to a good marriage?

“The guy has to wear the stockings.”

Could you tell us a little bit about what (or who) went down in the old phonebox that used to be outside? Do you think some valentines days will be incomplete without it?

“You really don’t want to know, but it went viral. Seriously, I had to get the phonebox removed.”

Do you think students know what true love is and if not then why not?

“No, they’re too young and too busy getting drunk and pumping.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

Who were you rooting for? Brangelina or Brad and Jen?

“Brad and Angelina of course, Angelina is a babe.”

What would you recommend as a last minute gift?

“I’ve got champagne and chocolates in here.

“Of course the Rajous dog, it’s multipurpose.”

So the Rajous dog is an acceptable gift for valentines day?

“Absolutely.”

You heard it here first folks.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

“No.

“Sex at first sight, yes.”

Let’s get some true romantic advice now, what is the best way to woo the ladies?

“Do you know what is so important, you have to get into their minds, you have to listen, listening is the most important thing.

“If you just pretend to listen they will find you out.”

Think he is also trying to recommend love hearts

“This is how I did it. Make them laugh, make them feel comfortable

“Make them feel really yummy about themselves and put them first.

“That’s the truth and that’s what i tell my daughters to expect from a man.

And don’t settle for anything less?

“No, those are the expectations, don’t settle for anything less.”

He might not think we know what true love is, but he sure does.

The Tab