Top 5 Most Ridiculous Questions Ever Asked On ‘Yahoo Answers’

For those of you who may not know, Yahoo Answers is like the Wikipedia of advice. You ask a question and have it answered by members of Yahoo’s ‘highly intellectual’ question answering army. As you’ll discover when reading, about half of Yahoo’s users have issues with spelling and grammar!

Number 1

Q: ‘’Is it okay to touch yourself when you hear your parents having sex…I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?’’

A: Absolutely nothing wrong with that my friend, you carry on spanking that monkey to the sound of your ‘young’ parents making sweet, sweet love… and user name Kendra totally agrees…

A:‘’It’s not nasty, I remember when I was younger me and my bro would hide in the closet so we could see it’’

No comment on that one.

Number 2

In life people say things which have a massive impact on your day, your week and possibly your year. Here a user under the name of Mr G (worrying to start)…asks the question…

Q: ‘I live in georegia but I don’t see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should I be worried’

Although probably a complete load of bull, this users question became an internet sensation before eventually being removed for violating Yahoo’s user policy. I’m not entirely sure what rule it was breaking, it’s a question right? Although, maybe a minimum IQ is needed to become a user…this guy clearly lied!

Number 3

This one’s particularly sick.

Q:‘’I have been with my boyfriend for 6 months now, he’s my absolute everything. But last week he got told he has bad ‘Skin Cancer’, when he told me I was heartbroken. Should I tell him that we should end it? Or should we stay together?  x’’

A: He’s your absolute everything, you were heart broken when you found out, but yet your contemplating ending it? I think Jeremy Kyle would be more compassionate than you in this situation. At least you put a smiley and an ‘x’ though…makes all the difference.

Number 4

Q:‘’ok im kinda worried here…since my gf got pregnant and all she isn’t been havein her period, do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? She 6 month pregnant’’

One, this guy can’t spell and two, he definitely DID NOT take biology for GCSE. I think the answer he’s looking for is that his girlfriend cheated on him with a vampire thus forming some sort of mutated blood drinking baby…possible…but I’m not convinced.

Number 5

Possibly my favourite question here, simply because someone actually posted the CORRECT answer!

Q:‘’WHATS THE VERY POPULAR TECHNO SONG THEY PLAY IN CLUBS?? HELP!!?’’
 

(He continues)

‘‘it goes something like this…dun dun dun, dun dun dun, err, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, dundundundundundundundundundundun, er er er er er er, ER ER ER ER ER ER ER, DERRRRRRRRR’’

For those of you wondering what the song is, it’s Sandstorm by Darude. The fact that someone translated that ‘mumble jumble’ leaves me speechless.