Clubbers of the Week: Pre-Exam Gold Rush Week
Only shooting stars break the mould…
After an Easter hiatus, Clubbers of the Week is back for one more week. As Edi students return to the city to prepare for exams, many have been skipping the deadlines for a night out on Cowgate. From death drops to gym bros, here are the best bits from this week!
Stunner of the Week
Winner
The purple on purple is such a look
Runners up
The most gorgeous duo
The lace corsets are SENSATIONAL
Super cute
So much love!
So so so cute
Creeper of the Week
Winner
The one in the middle got the sixth sense that there were creepers right behind them
Runners up
The two creepers behind are giving gym bros a bad rep
When you’re ready to go home but your pal is still busy with the sparklers
Wanker of the Week
Winner
“Hey bro, do you lift?”
Runners up
People who flip off the camera <<<
They must’ve not heard the photographer say “smile”
Hero of the Week
Winner
The DJs will always be our true heroes
Runners up
Winner of the dance battle
Big Love <3
A very wholesome photo
Traveling in style
Heroine of the Week
Winner
I have never looked through Subway’s photos and not seen these two girls in them. Their dedication makes them the ultimate heroines
Runners up
This dress is incredible
Are they taking friendship applications?
Idk if this is bravery or recklessness but they are so slay
Did it really happen if you didn’t get a photo??
So true
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
My two sleep paralysis demons:
Runners up
One too many Venoms??
The two on the far right are Abby Lee Miller vs Kelly Hyland
So silly and goofy, just can’t take him anywhere
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
It’s giving the casino scene in Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief
Runners up
Really appreciated WhyNot’s montage of aesthetic photos of gold bottles
Picture perfect
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
When you have to convince your friend that inviting your ex to the club was the BEST idea of the night
Runners up
Checking Snapmaps to see who else is at WhyNot as well
When you realise that the photographer is your ex
When you turn around to see your bestie getting with the person she swore she hated
Best of the Rest
Just one of the boys
When your feet cannot take the high heels anymore
Count the number of fire hazards in this single photo
We found love in a hopeless place
I just know that they are some of the coolest people in Edi
Straight from a work do to Subway
The buccal fat removal stare
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: WhyNot Nightclub
Thomas Miller: Hive
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