Clubbers of the Week: Week 11
No uni, no problem
Anna MeehanEveryone supports the striking lecturers differently: some of us occupy a university building, and some of us get drunk and blow off our revision. Whatever your preference, have a look to see this week's crop of clubbers.
Stunners of the Week
Boys will really wash their face with hand soap and still look like this
Runners Up
I would be happy too if I looked that good
This isn't their first stunners
Would be a crime if she didn't get photographed in that!
This photo is 99% cheekbones
Creeper of the Week
Two creepers for the price of one!
Runners Up
An unhappy creeper
Even he doesn't think he should be in this photo
She was probably so buzzing for this solo shot
So close to being their new cover photo
Third Wheel of the Week
"Sorry guys but my mum needs to think I have friends"
Runners Up
They've all managed to look like a third wheel, impressed tbh
Sorry hun didn't see you down there
Mate, she's physically pulling her friend away from you
Again, which one doesn't belong???
Wanker of the Week
Like, that's not even CLOSE to your mouth
Runners Up
Such an original pose. 10/10
He doesn't want his picture taken! That's why he's a photographer!!
He unnecessarily put his hands on her waist to get around, just assuming
Do you not want people to see your face? Why are you taking a photo?
Hero of the Week
How we all feel when 2 am hits tbh
Runners Up
Christmas doesn't stop at the door
Hey, someone has to pour
Like Santa, but better
It's called innovation
Heroine of the Week
That top is working just as hard as she is
Runners Up
"There's a super creepy guy behind you"
Not all heroes wear capes
The casual hair pull back – we've all been there sister
It's a bold choice in VK, but I respect it
WTF of the Week
I'm confused, are you in a sweaty club or on a brisk autumn stroll?
Runners Up
"McDonald's closes in 15 minutes"
That's just never a good look
"Where did my sunglasses go???"
Is it just me or does this look like a 16th birthday party?
Album Covers of the Week
Destiny's Child is quaking
Runners Up
They've got my vote on X Factor
Their mixtape is FIRE
All they need are some real guitars
You can't tell me this isn't S Club 7
Mutant of the Week
Maybe he stumbled into some bad lighting
Runners Up
When your mate pulls the guy you've been eyeing all night
Two mutants, twice the fun!
Technically it's a normal hand but it just looks WRONG
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
That look when your friend said "one more song" five songs ago
Runners Up
"Did I leave the oven on?"
Me when I see the lecturer whose 9 am I slept through
This is what the receiving end of shit chat looks like
"But I really need a wee!!"
Karaoke Star of the Week
When T Swift comes on
Runners Up
Remember to stop for a breath hun
When all your friends have found pulls but Africa's just come on
Working on her Ariana Grande runs
"Sorry, can we stop for a sec so I can sing along?"
Best of the Rest
The girl on top is done with her friends' bs
We LOVE a good chaotic dancefloor shot
These boys just ended toxic masculinity
There's a lot going on but I'm here for it
Wish my friends made me look this good
"Ffs can you please put your tongue away and be serious"
He's on the run, can't be seen in photos
"Should have gotten a VK"
The embodiment of "how do I stop throwing up peace signs?"
Photography Credits:
James Gourlay
Neil Stewart
David Wilkinson
Having it all – students in Edinburgh talk balancing studies with social media side hustles
Georgia HamiltonLet’s be real, we’ve all fantasised about it at one point
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Seventh Heaven in Week 11
Jamie CalderTime to pre before the sun even sets
New strain of chlamydia originating in Pollock found amongst Edinburgh University students
Mila GreshamThe highly infectious strain has been nicknamed ‘the Pollock Clap’ by doctors
Scottish student feared dead after falling overboard from a North Sea cruise ship
Innes MacNeilLiam Jones was on a seven-day cruise with family for his mum’s birthday
To club or not to club in Edinburgh: Maybe it’s time to put those days behind us
Millicent AngelShould Cowgate have been included on the Edi 2024 Outs list?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Singing ‘I’m just Ken’ in Week 10
Can this semester end already x
We spoke to the Edinburgh University student behind the EmpowerHer exhibition
The event will run from Friday to Sunday and feature the work of 15 ECA students
Your ultimate guide to the best lunch spots for students on campus at Edinburgh University
Beatrice RaffaMeal prepping? Who has time for that?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Don’t worry I feel fine in Week Nine
Drink to forget that there’s only two weeks left of the semester x
We spoke to Edinburgh Uni’s Irish Society ahead of St Paddy’s Day
Kitty MesserYou heard it here first: Three Sisters is the place to be this year x
I made my own vegan pizza in the Wanderers Kneaded van and it was delicious
A huge pro: Warming up by the fire
Khushi Parekh
Eight things that consistently humble me as an Edinburgh University student
Tamsin DunlopA little humbling can be healthy – right?
Here’s how to celebrate International Women’s Day in Edinburgh this year
Mia SiitonenFor the brave, there’s a sunrise swim
Edinburgh uni professor paid damages by Tory Minister over false claims of supporting Hamas
Lauren McDougall‘Michelle Donelan made a cheap political point at my expense and caused serious damage to my reputation’
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
A study in style: Mastering midterm fashion trends in George Square
Roni SharpFrom maxi skirts to fur coats – it’s mid-terms baby!
Pro-Palestine protesters at Edinburgh Uni have occupied the Gordon Aikman lecture theatre
‘We refuse to see millions generated from our own tuition fees invested in Israeli arms’
These eight awful MAFS Australia editing errors prove this season was the most staged EVER
Ellie RingI can’t believe these all went by unnoticed?!
Guys, Hinge has added a ‘hidden words’ feature that lets you block people from your likes
Emily SmithLong walks and Sunday roasts be GONE
A deleted scene from Baby Reindeer showed how things really ended between Donny and Teri
Phoebe KowhaiFive months after the events of Baby Reindeer took place, the real Teri left Richard a voice mail
Raving to radio: Everything Richard Gadd did after the real life events of Baby Reindeer
Francesca EkeHe even had time to go travelling
‘She inspired me’: Everything Nava Mau has said about playing Teri in Baby Reindeer
‘When I read the script, I could tell that Richard really loved her’
Jess has accused Callum of cheating on her with fellow Love Island star before their split
This breakup just gets messier and messier
What have Sara and Tim been up to since leaving the drama of MAFS Australia 2024 behind?
Tim seems to have dropped off the face of the earth
Student jailed for stabbing his housemate to death after a fight over his music taste
Syed Hussain-Kazi called his housemate a homophobic slur before stabbing him with a kitchen knife
Jack reveals MAFS Australia producers forced him to change his vows ‘six or seven times’
As it didn’t fit ‘the theme’ they wanted for their storyline
Omg, Jayden tried to sell the bracelet he got Eden on MAFS Australia for extra cash
And asked if Eden wanted to split the profit
If you can’t wait for season four of The Umbrella Academy, here’s what else the cast is in
I need my daily dose of Klaus
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Awkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
How did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment