Clubbers of the Week: Week 11

No uni, no problem


Everyone supports the striking lecturers differently: some of us occupy a university building, and some of us get drunk and blow off our revision. Whatever your preference, have a look to see this week's crop of clubbers.

Stunners of the Week

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Boys will really wash their face with hand soap and still look like this

Runners Up

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I would be happy too if I looked that good

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This isn't their first stunners

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Would be a crime if she didn't get photographed in that!

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This photo is 99% cheekbones

Creeper of the Week

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Two creepers for the price of one!

Runners Up

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An unhappy creeper

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Even he doesn't think he should be in this photo

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She was probably so buzzing for this solo shot

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So close to being their new cover photo

Third Wheel of the Week

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"Sorry guys but my mum needs to think I have friends"

Runners Up

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They've all managed to look like a third wheel, impressed tbh

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Sorry hun didn't see you down there

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Mate, she's physically pulling her friend away from you

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Again, which one doesn't belong???

Wanker of the Week

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Like, that's not even CLOSE to your mouth

Runners Up

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Such an original pose. 10/10

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He doesn't want his picture taken! That's why he's a photographer!!

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He unnecessarily put his hands on her waist to get around, just assuming

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Do you not want people to see your face? Why are you taking a photo?

Hero of the Week

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How we all feel when 2 am hits tbh

Runners Up

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Christmas doesn't stop at the door

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Hey, someone has to pour

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Like Santa, but better

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It's called innovation

Heroine of the Week

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That top is working just as hard as she is

Runners Up

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"There's a super creepy guy behind you"

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Not all heroes wear capes

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The casual hair pull back – we've all been there sister

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It's a bold choice in VK, but I respect it

WTF of the Week

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I'm confused, are you in a sweaty club or on a brisk autumn stroll?

Runners Up

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"McDonald's closes in 15 minutes"

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That's just never a good look

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"Where did my sunglasses go???"

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Is it just me or does this look like a 16th birthday party?

Album Covers of the Week

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Destiny's Child is quaking

Runners Up

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They've got my vote on X Factor

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Their mixtape is FIRE

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All they need are some real guitars

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You can't tell me this isn't S Club 7

Mutant of the Week

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Maybe he stumbled into some bad lighting

Runners Up

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When your mate pulls the guy you've been eyeing all night

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Two mutants, twice the fun!

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Technically it's a normal hand but it just looks WRONG

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

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That look when your friend said "one more song" five songs ago

Runners Up

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"Did I leave the oven on?"

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Me when I see the lecturer whose 9 am I slept through

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This is what the receiving end of shit chat looks like

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"But I really need a wee!!"

Karaoke Star of the Week

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When T Swift comes on

Runners Up

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Remember to stop for a breath hun

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When all your friends have found pulls but Africa's just come on

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Working on her Ariana Grande runs

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"Sorry, can we stop for a sec so I can sing along?"

Best of the Rest

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The girl on top is done with her friends' bs

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We LOVE a good chaotic dancefloor shot

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These boys just ended toxic masculinity

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There's a lot going on but I'm here for it

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Wish my friends made me look this good

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"Ffs can you please put your tongue away and be serious"

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He's on the run, can't be seen in photos

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"Should have gotten a VK"

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The embodiment of "how do I stop throwing up peace signs?"

Photography Credits:

James Gourlay

Neil Stewart

David Wilkinson