If the Pollock Halls houses had Tinder profiles this is what they would look like
Put a (signet) ring on it
Freshers' Week is finally coming to a close. Pollock freshers have probably necked it on with about 17 people at this point – 16 of whom they'll never see again, and one who is unfortunately in their History of Art tutorial. Happens to us all.
However, the fun and games are over and it's time to hit up Tinder, limit the distance to 2km, and find the William to your Kate – Edinburgh edition.