Edinburgh Against Humanity
First there was Cards Against Humanity. Then there was Cards Against Stirling. Now, The Tab Edinburgh brings you a rip-off of a rip-off: Edinburgh Against Humanity!
I should probably explain Cards Against Humanity for those of you who live in caves and have never heard of it. There are two sets of cards. The black ones have a question or a sentence with a missing word. The white ones have random words and phrases. Most of the cards are offensive, absurd, or both.
Everyone has a hand of white cards. Each round, the dealer reads out a black card. Everyone else plays one white card. The dealer then reads out the white cards as responses to, or inserted into, the statements on the blacks. Their favourite (the most obscene one) wins.
So, here is the Edinburgh University themed version!
‘A singular petit pois left in the fridge’
Edi students are also the least likely to work part-time during term
40 Days For Life aims to ‘end the scourge of abortion’ in Scotland and beyond
Audience members shouted ‘get out!’ at the campaigners
One of their alumni was Archie in Balamory, need I say more?
I showed my American friends around Edinburgh in 48 hours, and crafted the ultimate itinerary in the process
Nolan Gould for Clubber of the Week?
Tedros Ghebreyseus has previously been accused of enabling genocide in Ethiopia
The university recognises ‘we’re a long way off to where we would like to be’
‘It’s just awful and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone’
‘I’m from Pollock and I’m joyous’
PSA: They have a new puppy!!!!
‘Actually hate them with a passion’
Who knew you could form such a strong emotional attachment to a plant
Haven’t Hive til Five-d? Do you even go here…
The University of Edinburgh has been ranked 61st out of 80 universities in mental health league table
It scores as ‘very poor’ on three of the five indicators
‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’
Campaigners warn the American decision will embolden pro-life activists in the UK
In case you’d forgotten, he got a C and two Us x
‘Adam and his friends were extremely shaken up by the situation’
Sophie revealed the date of their upcoming wedding on live TV
Have your phone at the ready
Brb, re-registering as a fresher
He’s married and has a child!
If you get full marks, maybe it’s time to stop rewatching x
Kitty is getting her own spin-off!
Nothing reels students in more like free food x
Some have nasty side effects
‘We’re saddened to share we are separating and will begin the process of divorcing’
And London isn’t even the most expensive!!
We all have the flatmate who’s a walking, talking Elf Bar
You don’t have to take a mediocre course through Clearing
I believe in a Trent and Eleanor supremacy
MiC’s Toff is set to make a return
Clearing doesn’t have to be a negative thing
Can I quiet quit uni?? Asking for a mate x
Naya says she is not proud or happy with what she did in 2012
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Nick and Charlie