Edinburgh Against Humanity
First there was Cards Against Humanity. Then there was Cards Against Stirling. Now, The Tab Edinburgh brings you a rip-off of a rip-off: Edinburgh Against Humanity!
Emile YusupoffI should probably explain Cards Against Humanity for those of you who live in caves and have never heard of it. There are two sets of cards. The black ones have a question or a sentence with a missing word. The white ones have random words and phrases. Most of the cards are offensive, absurd, or both.
Everyone has a hand of white cards. Each round, the dealer reads out a black card. Everyone else plays one white card. The dealer then reads out the white cards as responses to, or inserted into, the statements on the blacks. Their favourite (the most obscene one) wins.
So, here is the Edinburgh University themed version!
Black Edinburgh student called ‘fit George Floyd’ on Tinder by white student
Maddy Mussen‘He super-liked me just to say that’
Laura Morrison
Major Scottish universities failed to reduce their halls capacity despite Covid risk
Anna MeehanOnly seven unis reduced capacity
An Edinburgh student has been spotted plucking pheasants in a halls courtyard
Tizzie Robinson-GordonThe classic EdinbRAH student
‘We’re not yahs’ says Edi student behind the Nicola Sturgeon TikTok riling up boomers
‘Nicola would probably last three days in Edi halls and then scamper back to Holyrood’
Freshers in Edinburgh halls found dead mice in their pantries
Pictures of the mice were posted to the Pollock Prisoner Instagram
Go food shopping and we’ll tell you your student vibe
Madeleine TierneyIt’s time to find out what your eating habits say about you
I had to self-isolate in Edinburgh and this is a breakdown of what it was like
Amelia Lockhart-HouriganHint: there’s a lot of wine involved
Izzy Spence
There are 8 types of second year flats and I’m about to tell you which one you are
Carolin BergmannPlease don’t be the flat parent
‘It’s ridiculous’: Edi students are still waiting on their promised £50 voucher from Uni
It was promised 12 days ago
Here’s a how-to guide on surviving and thriving in Pollock
Ruth StainerYou’ll actually miss the joys of the JMCC in second year
Self-isolating student in Pollock Halls given nuts despite nut allergy
She was given an almond slice and pecan flapjack
Joanna Gray
Here’s where you can find mental health support in Edinburgh this winter
Funmi LijaduA wellbeing guide for World Mental Health Day
New restrictions come in today but here are all the things you can still do in Edinburgh
Nicola can never take away our Zoom quizzes
Nicola Sturgeon announces pubs and restaurants in Central Scotland to shut for 16 days
This applies to all licensed premises in the central belt
Here’s an accurate Black history of Edinburgh, from eugenics to reparations
Black students have attended the uni since the 1800s!
‘We were all silent for 45 minutes’: Students share their worst break out room stories
‘One guy just kept talking about how high he was?”
Chris Watts’ other girlfriend is applying to change her name following Netflix doc
Hayley SoenNichol Kessinger hasn’t been seen in two years
Harry Ainsworth
What happened to Jack Wheeler? All the theories about the Unsolved Mysteries case
His body was found in a landfill in 2010
The Trial of the Chicago 7: How does the Netflix cast compare to the real people?
Lydia VennSome of them are scarily similar
These ‘being perceived’ memes will leave you feeling very seen indeed
Greg BarradaleCan’t believe I’ve gotta put up with being perceived
Inside Shea and Syd McGee from Dream Home Makeover’s incredible Utah house
The girls’ bedrooms look like actual doll houses
From The Crown to Fresh Meat: The Netflix shows that have been filmed on UK campuses
Cardiff SU has never looked better
This is how much Shea and Syd McGee from Dream Home Makeover are actually worth
They founded Studio McGee in 2014
Exclusive: Nottingham Trent to spend £2 million on Covid testing for its students
That’s a lot of meal deals
All the emotional stages of self-isolating at uni from ‘I can’t do this’ to ‘enlightenment’
The banana bread phase only lasts so long
These are the worst-rated McDonald’s in every uni town, according to TripAdvisor
You know every city has a McDonald’s with a weird…energy
Quiz: They’re both iconic, but are you more Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?
Would be happy with either queen
Break out rooms are the actual worst part of being a student in 2020
Lily Wheari’M gOiNg tO pUt YoU iN BrEaKouT roOmS NoW
Meet Syd and Shea McGee: The influencer couple in Dream Home Makeover on Netflix
I want their lives please
Ok, so who is behind the ‘are you not embarrassed?’ audio on TikTok?
Are you not ashamed of yourself for not knowing this?
Where did Kylie Jenner’s viral ‘I’m gonna get wasted’ TikTok song come from?
I just finished a cold cup of ’42 🎵
Girls are sharing what gives them the ick, and some of them are absolutely ridiculous
‘Filling their car up with petrol’