Edinburgh Against Humanity
First there was Cards Against Humanity. Then there was Cards Against Stirling. Now, The Tab Edinburgh brings you a rip-off of a rip-off: Edinburgh Against Humanity!
Emile YusupoffI should probably explain Cards Against Humanity for those of you who live in caves and have never heard of it. There are two sets of cards. The black ones have a question or a sentence with a missing word. The white ones have random words and phrases. Most of the cards are offensive, absurd, or both.
Everyone has a hand of white cards. Each round, the dealer reads out a black card. Everyone else plays one white card. The dealer then reads out the white cards as responses to, or inserted into, the statements on the blacks. Their favourite (the most obscene one) wins.
So, here is the Edinburgh University themed version!
NatWest
Nina Brown
This quiz will determine exactly where you should live in second year
Ruth StainerSpoiler alert: If you’re shopping at M&S, then New Town may be the place for you
An Edi student has been punched in the face in a racist attack on Princes Street
Viola BakerThe fourth year student was attacked by a group of teenagers last Friday night
Clubbers of the Week: Vol. 4 Electric Bugaloo
Ryan WallaceHere we are for Week Four folks! Get ready to see some carnage
Four Edi students left homeless after a pipe burst in the Airbnb they were renting
The international students have been struggling to find a flat
Clubbers of the Week: Feeling free in Week Three
Izzie ClarkeWinter might be coming but Edi students are still heating things up on the dance floor
Here’s how you know it’s time to drop your elective
Nash Norgaard Morton1. You’d rather clean your fridge than watch your lectures
I’m fed up of not feeling safe walking home at night through The Meadows
Sophie ButcherFemale Edinburgh students deserve better
If you did these 14 things in Freshers’ Week, you’re officially an Edi student
Catherine HamiltonForget actually matriculating – these were the real Freshers’ rites of passage
Students told Neil Thin is not teaching after he was removed from course Learn page
Students also saw his name on lecture slides
Dalai Lama backs campaign to save Himalaya Café in Newington from closure
Ellie RingThe Dalai Lama praised the café for ‘promoting Tibetan culture in Scotland for many years’
A woman has been racially abused at a bus stop in Morningside
She received verbal abuse and was spat at, with passers-by failing to intervene
Protestors holding ‘pray to end abortion’ signs were outside Chalmers this morning
Police were called to the sexual health clinic but were unable to act without buffer zone legislation
Get the VKs on ice: Big Cheese is returning to Potterrow on Saturday night
BRB, clearing my schedule for Saturday
The return of Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Two
Freshers’ Week is long gone – time to focus on uni work, right? Right guys?
An in depth study into the Edinburgh mullet
The mullet has became a Pollock-centred epidemic. After my friend had been infected, it led me to do some digging
Gone but not forgotten: there will be no more Juju’s club nights
The Monday club night at Lulu was a key event for all Edi yahs and rahs
Edinburgh vigil for Sabina Nessa organised for tonight at 7pm on The Meadows
‘The death of Sabina Nessa reaffirms it could’ve been any one of us’
Edinburgh vs St. Andrews men’s Varsity will be held behind closed doors tomorrow at 3pm
However the women’s fixture will not be played
The bartender’s polemic: The invasion of the Edinburgh fresher
Freshers’ Week was fun for most and Hell for some. Unluckily for me, I was part of the some.
Ranked: Who is the richest of all the Real Housewives of Potomac?
Lydia VennHow much is the Grand Dame really worth?
Students who finished uni in 2020 are being told they won’t get a graduation until 2022
Greg BarradaleYour mates won’t have the same hairline by then
People are calling season three of YOU ‘darkly fun’, ‘so messed-up’ and ‘the best yet’
Hayley Soen‘This show gets better every season’
Danny Shaw
Only Adele herself could set fire to the rain by scoring full marks in this lyrics quiz
Georgia MooneyRUMOUR HAS IT I’M THE ONE YOU’RE LEAVING HER FOR
Just a list of the old fellas who founded your uni, and whether they were a wrong’un
One uni was the subject of a pistol duel, while another was founded with money from Smirnoff vodka
Unpacking the TikTok theory which believes the Queen won’t make it past October 18
The theory also suggests Prince Andrew could die four days later
So, is Madre Linda from season three of YOU on Netflix a real place?
Fancy moving near the Goldberg-Quinns, do we?
These 19 reactions to Adele’s new song are so emotionally raw they’ll ruin your life forever
I’ve been shaking, crying and streaming Easy On Me all morning
Who was Mark Blum? The man episode one of season three of YOU is dedicated to
He was an actor in the show
Um, so people think Luke T and Siânnise have broken up and I will not accept it
If this is true then love is dead
Right, here’s a recap of exactly who and how many people Joe Goldberg has killed so far
How is this man not in prison?
Are you more like Libby Mae or Katylee? Take this quiz to find out which icon you’re aligned to
Choosing to have your hair up in a bun? That screams Libby Mae
Meet Francis Bourgeois: The 20-year-old TikTok trainspotter who just wants to brighten your day
I can’t get enough of his wholesome content
Thousands sign a petition to revoke the Leicester Uni sex worker toolkit
Just another Mumsnet discussion with no actual understanding about students’ lives🙄
40 per cent of PhD students are ‘at high risk of suicide’, study says
‘I truly believe that a PhD degree can kill you’
It’s official: Millie from Love Island is set to become a multi-millionaire with new deal
It’s believed to be the biggest with any Love Islander in history
Sadiq Khan has announced the Night Tube will be reopening from 27th November
However it won’t be all lines opening
A student says she saved up her student loan and used it to…buy a £180,000 house
And here I was spunking the whole thing on orange VKs