Edinburgh Against Humanity
First there was Cards Against Humanity. Then there was Cards Against Stirling. Now, The Tab Edinburgh brings you a rip-off of a rip-off: Edinburgh Against Humanity!
Emile YusupoffI should probably explain Cards Against Humanity for those of you who live in caves and have never heard of it. There are two sets of cards. The black ones have a question or a sentence with a missing word. The white ones have random words and phrases. Most of the cards are offensive, absurd, or both.
Everyone has a hand of white cards. Each round, the dealer reads out a black card. Everyone else plays one white card. The dealer then reads out the white cards as responses to, or inserted into, the statements on the blacks. Their favourite (the most obscene one) wins.
So, here is the Edinburgh University themed version!
Student Roost
Edi students told us the 19 most insane reasons why they never got their deposits back
Ellie Ring‘A singular petit pois left in the fridge’
It’s official: Edinburgh is the most expensive city for students to live
Ollie LewisEdi students are also the least likely to work part-time during term
‘A sinister presence’: Pro-life group recruits Edinburgh volunteers for autumn protests
40 Days For Life aims to ‘end the scourge of abortion’ in Scotland and beyond
Labour’s Angela Rayner heckled by green protesters at Edinburgh event
Audience members shouted ‘get out!’ at the campaigners
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One of their alumni was Archie in Balamory, need I say more?
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Louisa McDanielI showed my American friends around Edinburgh in 48 hours, and crafted the ultimate itinerary in the process
‘Controversial’ World Health Organisation boss awarded honorary degree from Edinburgh Uni
Tedros Ghebreyseus has previously been accused of enabling genocide in Ethiopia
National Student Survey reveals Edinburgh students are ‘dissatisfied’ with their courses
The university recognises ‘we’re a long way off to where we would like to be’
‘It will affect me for the rest of my life’: Edi students on dealing with endometriosis
‘It’s just awful and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone’
‘Humpty Dumpty had a great fall’: Just 19 iconic Edi student reactions to Boris resigning
‘I’m from Pollock and I’m joyous’
Viola Baker
We asked Scottish students what they really thought of English students at Edi
‘Actually hate them with a passion’
I bought a £1 cherry tomato plant from Scotmid to see if I could actually grow some tomatoes
Who knew you could form such a strong emotional attachment to a plant
You’re not an Edi student unless you’ve done 50/58 of these things before graduation
Sophie ButcherHaven’t Hive til Five-d? Do you even go here…
The University of Edinburgh has been ranked 61st out of 80 universities in mental health league table
It scores as ‘very poor’ on three of the five indicators
Alannah Millar
‘It’s about so much more than only abortion’: American students on the impact of Roe v Wade
‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’
Protesters gather at US Consulate in Edinburgh over abortion ruling
Campaigners warn the American decision will embolden pro-life activists in the UK
He’s back! Here’s Jeremy Clarkson’s cursed A-Level results day 2022 tweet
Izzy SchifanoIn case you’d forgotten, he got a C and two Us x
Love Island’s Adam Collard was attacked by a group of men whilst on a night out with Paige
Georgia Mooney‘Adam and his friends were extremely shaken up by the situation’
A bespoke dress and checking out £500k venues: The details of Jamie and Sophie’s wedding
Lydia VennSophie revealed the date of their upcoming wedding on live TV
Here are all the Clearing contact numbers for Russell Group unis in one handy place
Pieter SnepvangersHave your phone at the ready
From laptops to £3,000 in cash, these are the universities giving out freebies to freshers
Brb, re-registering as a fresher
Who is Manti Te’o from The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist on Netflix, and where is he now?
Hayley SoenHe’s married and has a child!
Take this quiz to see how well you remember all the mad plots in Pretty Little Liars
Katelyn MensahIf you get full marks, maybe it’s time to stop rewatching x
What are the cast of To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before up to now?
Kitty is getting her own spin-off!
Here are all the freebies you can get on A-Level Results Day 2022
Nothing reels students in more like free food x
Plaster of Paris and malaria meds: All the substances missold as festival drugs in 2022
Danny ShawSome have nasty side effects
Iyanna and Jarrette from Love Is Blind have split up and are getting a divorce
‘We’re saddened to share we are separating and will begin the process of divorcing’
Russell Group universities ranked by how expensive their city’s pints are
And London isn’t even the most expensive!!
A definitive list of every single person you’ll meet in your uni halls this year
We all have the flatmate who’s a walking, talking Elf Bar
If your A-Level results aren’t as good as you wanted, here’s why you should take a gap year
You don’t have to take a mediocre course through Clearing
These 33 memes about Never Have I Ever season three are even more chaos than Devi
I believe in a Trent and Eleanor supremacy
Everything we know about the I’m A Celebrity All-Stars series so far
MiC’s Toff is set to make a return
‘It was worth it’: These students went through Clearing and ended up at unis they love
Katie SullivanClearing doesn’t have to be a negative thing
Debunked: What is the Quiet Quitting trend I’m seeing all over TikTok right now?
Can I quiet quit uni?? Asking for a mate x
The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist: Where is Manti Te’o’s catfish now?
Naya says she is not proud or happy with what she did in 2012
Heartstopper season two will begin filming next month and fans are shaking
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Nick and Charlie