Edinburgh Against Humanity
First there was Cards Against Humanity. Then there was Cards Against Stirling. Now, The Tab Edinburgh brings you a rip-off of a rip-off: Edinburgh Against Humanity!
Emile YusupoffI should probably explain Cards Against Humanity for those of you who live in caves and have never heard of it. There are two sets of cards. The black ones have a question or a sentence with a missing word. The white ones have random words and phrases. Most of the cards are offensive, absurd, or both.
Everyone has a hand of white cards. Each round, the dealer reads out a black card. Everyone else plays one white card. The dealer then reads out the white cards as responses to, or inserted into, the statements on the blacks. Their favourite (the most obscene one) wins.
So, here is the Edinburgh University themed version!
No counselling, no contact hours, and no safety net: Edinburgh Uni is failing its students
Anna Meehan“If I’m not getting the teaching, the counselling, or the resources, then what am I still paying for?”
Edi accommodation forces students to present doctors note to leave halls during pandemic
Laura MorrisonStudents cannot end their tenancy early without it
Someone on Edifess has ranked Edi takeaways and it’s the controversy of the year
Sophie Butcher“Calling Dominos expensive but not Ting Thai is peak Edinburgh Uni”
BREAKING: Edinburgh students will not get an academic safety net this year
The VP said he wants to keep things “as normal as possible” and retain the “high value” of an Edi degree
Edinburgh Uni’s ‘no detriment’ petition has gotten 10k signatures in a week
There is still no response from the uni
Pints ban and takeaway restrictions: What the six new Scottish lockdown rules mean
Say goodbye to your takeaway pints
How to access free sanitary products during the second Scottish lockdown
Because periods don’t stop for pandemics
Vanessa Hudgens has been spotted filming in Edinburgh again
Izzy SpenceThe film crew for the Princess Switch 3 were spotted back in Edi
Why is Edinburgh Uni allowed to slack in teaching but we’re not allowed to as students?
Kibibi Glover-Watts“Students can’t be expected to perform at the same level when they’re not receiving the same quality of education.”
Edinburgh University students made to wait up to 12 weeks for a counselling appointment
They can wait four weeks for a consultation and an additional eight for an appointment
Teaching will be online until at least end of February says Nicola Surgeon and uni email
Despite 55 per cent of Edi students saying they’ll be back next week in a poll
Eight ways to actually successfully complain to your landlord
From someone who used to work in lettings
Google maps, crazy cats, and fluorescent jackets: The diary of a Deliveroo cyclist
anishapageIf you’re going to make me carry this much stuff, you could at least tip me
The honours high jump: why moving between second and third year is harder than it looks
Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimised by third year
An Edi student has started a petition for a no detriment policy for fourth years
‘We are still expected to perform as if the world isn’t falling apart around us’
Scotland to enter stay at home orders and a March-like lockdown
This will be in effect from midnight tonight
Ellie Ring
Edi student gets ‘Boris Johnson’ tattooed on her bum to raise money for NHS
She’s raised over £1,500 for NHS Charities Together
Edinburgh University could have more staff strikes next semester
UCU Edinburgh feels they have been made to work in “unsafe” conditions
All the moments in Sex and the City 2 that proved it was an actual crime against humanity
Maddy MussenWHO ALLOWED THIS MOVIE TO HAPPEN
Rebecca Lockwood
‘It’s offensive’: Students on why pronouncing their names properly is a big deal
Asif ShamsadIf you don’t want to pronounce Yewande’s name properly you’re just racist
You can only call yourself a posh girl if your bedroom has 31/37 of these things
Lydia VennObviously you can’t own anything from IKEA
Hayley Soen
When the hell is Sex Education season three coming out? Here’s everything we know
Lucy WoodhamAsa Butterfield says Otis has become more sassy
Here are all the celebrities who have been caught breaking Covid lockdown rules
No concern for public health, just vibes
‘I am a killer. So shoot me’: What the Night Stalker said in his confession interview
‘We’re all evil, one way or another, are we not?’
Ranked: The reality stars who have lost thousands of followers whilst in Dubai
Anton lost 15k followers in the last month
Bling Empire net worths: This is how rich the Netflix show cast actually are
Anna Shay is worth $600million
Yewande addresses claims she bullied Lucie, saying Lucie ‘refused’ to say her name
Amber and Amy have also commented on the claims
Ok fine, these are the 15 best four lads memes going around
Greg BarradaleI have seen their faces more than I’ve seen my family, and I’m fine with that
A McDonald’s employee and university alumni: Meet the queens of RPDR UK season two
Bean UrquhartI love them all already ❤️
Now TikTok is turning Bridgerton into a musical, and it actually slaps
Katelyn MensahBurn For You just hits different
People are sharing pictures that prove they went to a British school and they’re spot on
Sitting on benches when you got into year six was a real privilege
Students working on the pandemic frontlines are getting their vaccines
‘It’s like a light at the end of the tunnel’
One of the meme lads has been asked to go on Love Island, but he said no
He also told us who’s single in the group 👀
Everything that Night Stalker left out about Richard Ramirez and his murders
Harry AinsworthOne of the jurors on his case was murdered
We asked a mental health expert how to deal with not being allowed back to uni this term
Charissa CheongFrom how to deal with inadequate support from university staff, to thinking about whether you should intermit
They’re all classic, but which one of the four night out meme boys are you?
Look, we are all aligned to one of them I don’t make the rules
