Edinburgh Against Humanity
First there was Cards Against Humanity. Then there was Cards Against Stirling. Now, The Tab Edinburgh brings you a rip-off of a rip-off: Edinburgh Against Humanity!
I should probably explain Cards Against Humanity for those of you who live in caves and have never heard of it. There are two sets of cards. The black ones have a question or a sentence with a missing word. The white ones have random words and phrases. Most of the cards are offensive, absurd, or both.
Everyone has a hand of white cards. Each round, the dealer reads out a black card. Everyone else plays one white card. The dealer then reads out the white cards as responses to, or inserted into, the statements on the blacks. Their favourite (the most obscene one) wins.
So, here is the Edinburgh University themed version!
Spoiler alert: If you’re shopping at M&S, then New Town may be the place for you
The fourth year student was attacked by a group of teenagers last Friday night
The international students have been struggling to find a flat
1. You’d rather clean your fridge than watch your lectures
Female Edinburgh students deserve better
Forget actually matriculating – these were the real Freshers’ rites of passage
Students also saw his name on lecture slides
The Dalai Lama praised the café for ‘promoting Tibetan culture in Scotland for many years’
She received verbal abuse and was spat at, with passers-by failing to intervene
Police were called to the sexual health clinic but were unable to act without buffer zone legislation
BRB, clearing my schedule for Saturday
Freshers’ Week is long gone – time to focus on uni work, right? Right guys?
The Monday club night at Lulu was a key event for all Edi yahs and rahs
‘The death of Sabina Nessa reaffirms it could’ve been any one of us’
However the women’s fixture will not be played
Freshers’ Week was fun for most and Hell for some. Unluckily for me, I was part of the some.
How much is the Grand Dame really worth?
Your mates won’t have the same hairline by then
‘This show gets better every season’
I’m obsessed with @onlynanss
RUMOUR HAS IT I’M THE ONE YOU’RE LEAVING HER FOR
One uni was the subject of a pistol duel, while another was founded with money from Smirnoff vodka
The theory also suggests Prince Andrew could die four days later
Fancy moving near the Goldberg-Quinns, do we?
I’ve been shaking, crying and streaming Easy On Me all morning
He was an actor in the show
If this is true then love is dead
How is this man not in prison?
Choosing to have your hair up in a bun? That screams Libby Mae
I can’t get enough of his wholesome content
HOLD ME I AM SO READY
Just another Mumsnet discussion with no actual understanding about students’ lives🙄
‘I truly believe that a PhD degree can kill you’
It’s believed to be the biggest with any Love Islander in history
However it won’t be all lines opening
And here I was spunking the whole thing on orange VKs