Edinburgh Against Humanity
First there was Cards Against Humanity. Then there was Cards Against Stirling. Now, The Tab Edinburgh brings you a rip-off of a rip-off: Edinburgh Against Humanity!
I should probably explain Cards Against Humanity for those of you who live in caves and have never heard of it. There are two sets of cards. The black ones have a question or a sentence with a missing word. The white ones have random words and phrases. Most of the cards are offensive, absurd, or both.
Everyone has a hand of white cards. Each round, the dealer reads out a black card. Everyone else plays one white card. The dealer then reads out the white cards as responses to, or inserted into, the statements on the blacks. Their favourite (the most obscene one) wins.
So, here is the Edinburgh University themed version!
‘He super-liked me just to say that’
The theme for 2021 is distortion
Only seven unis reduced capacity
The classic EdinbRAH student
‘Nicola would probably last three days in Edi halls and then scamper back to Holyrood’
Pictures of the mice were posted to the Pollock Prisoner Instagram
It’s time to find out what your eating habits say about you
Hint: there’s a lot of wine involved
Do I need to delete insta ASAP?
Please don’t be the flat parent
It was promised 12 days ago
It’s 100 fewer cases than last week
You’ll actually miss the joys of the JMCC in second year
She was given an almond slice and pecan flapjack
Shout out to Marks and Spencer
A wellbeing guide for World Mental Health Day
Nicola can never take away our Zoom quizzes
This applies to all licensed premises in the central belt
Black students have attended the uni since the 1800s!
‘One guy just kept talking about how high he was?”
Nichol Kessinger hasn’t been seen in two years
I expected better, Millie
His body was found in a landfill in 2010
Some of them are scarily similar
Can’t believe I’ve gotta put up with being perceived
The girls’ bedrooms look like actual doll houses
Cardiff SU has never looked better
They founded Studio McGee in 2014
That’s a lot of meal deals
Pope 2.0 is just chef’s kiss
The banana bread phase only lasts so long
You know every city has a McDonald’s with a weird…energy
If I get Davina I will riot
Would be happy with either queen
i’M gOiNg tO pUt YoU iN BrEaKouT roOmS NoW
I want their lives please
Are you not ashamed of yourself for not knowing this?
I just finished a cold cup of ’42 🎵
‘Filling their car up with petrol’