We know exactly which Love Island contestant you are based on your college
All is fair in love and college war
Sophie RainbowJust when you thought you couldn't possibly read another article about Love Island, we decided it was time to step in and answer the questions you didn't even know you were asking. Which Durham college would each Love Island contestant be? Read on to find out.
Hatfield: Adam
Big Oily Adam
The one everyone loves to hate, that big oily snake.
St Chad's: Dani
Solid, likeable, and a bit on the small side; just like the stalwart college of the Bailey.
Collingwood: Jack
Jack the Lad
Came for the #chat, but has recently been favouring a few too many pints over the football pitch.
Hild Bede: Samira
Her eyes are whispering: 'I've been on the West End'
She's into drama and spends most of her time in London, much like your average Hild Bede student.
St Mary's: Kendall
🙁
A nice personality and nice looks, but ultimately (and tragically) overlooked.
Castle: Niall
Wingardium Leviosa.
Grey: Wes
A face wise beyond its years
With hidden depths and a scientific mind, both Wes and your average Grey student will probably end up making more money than you.
Josephine Butler: Georgia
Ah, the throes of youth
JoBo was only founded in 2006, not long after Georgia was born.
St Cuthbert's Society: Eyal
Just look at that aura
No one is quite sure how to pronounce their name, but they're too cool to be a college, after all. Fresh from their third gap year. May or may not have featured in a dubious indie rock band in their youth.
John's: Alex
Such innocence
Poor Alex, and poor John's: both with hearts of gold, but rejected for their pasty exteriors. Too good for us all.
Ustinov: Laura
Each of 'mature' status.
John Snow: Rosie
Not a twinge of remorse
Just as John Snow has ruthlessly booted Ustinov out of its place atop the hill, Rosie didn't take long stealing her own spot in the villa.
Stephenson: Hayley
Who's Brexit?
Sorry Stevo, someone had to take the hit and you must be used to it by now.
Mystery College Number Seventeen: The Newcomers
Only time will tell.
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