We know exactly which Love Island contestant you are based on your college

All is fair in love and college war


Just when you thought you couldn't possibly read another article about Love Island, we decided it was time to step in and answer the questions you didn't even know you were asking. Which Durham college would each Love Island contestant be? Read on to find out.

Hatfield: Adam

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Big Oily Adam

The one everyone loves to hate, that big oily snake.

St Chad's: Dani

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Solid, likeable, and a bit on the small side; just like the stalwart college of the Bailey.

Collingwood: Jack

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Jack the Lad

Came for the #chat, but has recently been favouring a few too many pints over the football pitch.

Hild Bede: Samira

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Her eyes are whispering: 'I've been on the West End'

She's into drama and spends most of her time in London, much like your average Hild Bede student.

St Mary's: Kendall

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🙁

A nice personality and nice looks, but ultimately (and tragically) overlooked.

Castle: Niall

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Wingardium Leviosa.

Grey: Wes

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A face wise beyond its years

With hidden depths and a scientific mind, both Wes and your average Grey student will probably end up making more money than you.

Josephine Butler: Georgia

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Ah, the throes of youth

JoBo was only founded in 2006, not long after Georgia was born.

St Cuthbert's Society: Eyal

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Just look at that aura

No one is quite sure how to pronounce their name, but they're too cool to be a college, after all. Fresh from their third gap year. May or may not have featured in a dubious indie rock band in their youth.

John's: Alex

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Such innocence

Poor Alex, and poor John's: both with hearts of gold, but rejected for their pasty exteriors. Too good for us all.

Ustinov: Laura

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Each of 'mature' status.

John Snow: Rosie

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Not a twinge of remorse

Just as John Snow has ruthlessly booted Ustinov out of its place atop the hill, Rosie didn't take long stealing her own spot in the villa.

Stephenson: Hayley

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Who's Brexit?

Sorry Stevo, someone had to take the hit and you must be used to it by now.

Mystery College Number Seventeen: The Newcomers

Only time will tell.

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