It’s official, she’s a megababe

Jules, a Law student at St Mary’s has been crowned this years fittest female fresher.

Jules won an impressive 53% of the vote. Runner-up Lily got 17%, Gigi got 14%, Sophie got 9% and Arabella won 8% of the vote.

When asked about her big win, Jules said: ‘I’d like to thank my parents and my fans. Also, do I get free pizza for this?’

Jules told The Tab her celebrity crush is ‘Ryan Reynolds, I’m into dads,’ and when asked what her favourite sex position is she said she’s ‘not too bothered, I’d rather be eating.’

Guys, maybe you can change her mind?