FITTEST FRESHER WINNER 2017: Jules
It’s official, she’s a megababe
Jules, a Law student at St Mary’s has been crowned this years fittest female fresher.
Jules won an impressive 53% of the vote. Runner-up Lily got 17%, Gigi got 14%, Sophie got 9% and Arabella won 8% of the vote.
When asked about her big win, Jules said: ‘I’d like to thank my parents and my fans. Also, do I get free pizza for this?’
Jules told The Tab her celebrity crush is ‘Ryan Reynolds, I’m into dads,’ and when asked what her favourite sex position is she said she’s ‘not too bothered, I’d rather be eating.’
Guys, maybe you can change her mind?
Looking to be part of the 70%? Tired of lonely nights in isolation? Then, look no further!
Are you longing for Flat White to open again and for Durham to get a Pret?
They’ve nearly raised £2000!
Well that’s given me some Christmas cheer
Perfect for that last-minute Christmas present!
The format will be similar to the 2020 exams
45 teams came together to surpass their original fundraising target of £50,000.
You can now get freshly baked bread delivered straight to your door
How are they getting on compared to locked-down Durham?
You’ll probably learn more than you expect
No end of term Jimmy’s for us then
The best part? The food cooked will be donated to shelters for the vulnerable in Durham
Flat White? Please.
This is the highest the faculty has ever ranked
Really? Another classism-related incident Durham?
‘It’s like a light at the end of the tunnel’
He also told us who’s single in the group 👀
One of the jurors on his case was murdered
From how to deal with inadequate support from university staff, to thinking about whether you should intermit
Look, we are all aligned to one of them I don’t make the rules
He witnessed his cousin shoot his wife
They apparently have matching tattoos
‘I striked at the time and I’d do so again now’
They even asked Simon if he ‘fancied a slice’
This series is like Selling Sunset drama, but with actual billionaires
Chips or hash browns?
And yet the Russell Group says that safety net policies aren’t ‘necessary’ this year
The Duke and Duchess’ castle is worth £200million in real life
‘It took me five years to get an endometriosis diagnosis’
Brb just driving to 505
Sorry in advance if the answer is no x
Are you headed for the Drag Race Hall of Fame or sashaying away in week one?
Of course Wendy is here
A six year old girl helped pick him out of a police line up