What would you name your first child?

They’ll only get bullied


Matt Major, Fresher, Hatfield, Maths

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Ben Hughes, Fresher, Collingwood, Maths

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Peter, because I love Peter Rabbit.

Ben Firth, Second year, Grey, Maths

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Eddie, because that’s your name.

(Writers note: this wasn’t my choice, I promise…)

Hannah Hogan, Fresher, Trevs, Geography

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Anthony, he was my favourite saint as a child.

Jeanette Fogstad, International Student, Mary’s, International Relations

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Fredrick and Thor, they’re both family names.

Ada and Tomi, Fresher/2nd year, Collingwood/Grey, Law

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Ada: Anuli, it means happiness.

Tomi: Abolade, it’s my Dad’s name.

Mike Firth, Fresher, Butler, Theology

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Jason cause Jason Derulo is the man.

Kirsty Stevely, Fresher, Butler, English, French and German

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Malichai, because my first boyfriend was a bible basher.

Matt Jahanfar, Fresher, Butler, Politics

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Vasectomy, to remind me what to do next.