Black Comedy

LTC’s Black Comedy comes to the Assembly Rooms this week. Peter Shaffer’s farce in one act runs Wednesday, Thursday and Friday – head down to the Bailey if summative stress is getting a bit too much, it promises to be an evening of comedy, frivolity and people falling over in the dark. Tickets are available here and are £5 for students and £4.50 for DST members.

Palatoon

Durham will take over Newcastle for one night only this Thursday – Tickets are £12 and include Urban Oven on return. If you feel like getting trashed and having a coach take you home, this one’s for you.

#346 does St Paddy’s

Put on something green and head to Loft this evening to drink like the Irish. Tickets are £2 before 11, there’s even ‘DJ Ronan Duffey’ – if that’s not Irish, what is?

Floodlit Cup Final

Hatfield College take on Cuth’s in the decider of this year’s Floodlit cup. Cuth’s go in as underdogs ( Tab sports editor Vincent Lim puts their odds at 7/1) while Hatfield enter as the favourites as Prem leaders. Especially since they have this motivational video…

NOVA

NOVA have one last ‘three room blowout’ on Thursday – tickets are £5 on the door. Apparently the Arc DJs are running an invite only boat party beforehand, the perfect way to see out the term.