Sport Stereotype: DUCC
THE ONE gives you this week’s stereotype, your typical DUCC player.
Most likely to spend their time: rubbering up their handle, oiling up their bat and washing their jock strap.
Most likely to be wearing: white sun bloc all over their face and of course the vital Power Balance band
Most likely to be eating: biltong, or whatever the Saffers are rustling up
Most likely to be drinking: Pimms
Most likely college to be in: a Woodsman of course
Most likely to be reading: the rules of their ‘DUCC 100 Club’ – http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=286547150794
Most likely item to grab in a fire: their winter gym schedule
Most likely chat up line: Howzat! (How are girls STILL oblivious to 'Rat Out Cricket'?)
Most likely to get away with: missing a whole year of university in order to play cricket for their national team (a nameless Hild Bede fresher last year)
Most likely school to have attended: Wellington
Most likely relationship status: loved up
Most likely to be out on a: rogue Tuesday
Most likely place to be found on a night out: Pizza Express or Nandos (as informed by their own website http://www.mccuniversities.org/durham/a-day-in-the-life,18,IP.html)
Most likely quote: "this one time, in Abu Dhabs…"
Most likely song to have on their IPOD: ‘I don’t like cricket, I love it’, Dreadlock holiday
Most likely to be studying: Economics (following in the footsteps of Straussy on and off the pitch)
Most likely to refuse to: play rugby, or any other sort of contact sport.
Most likely to be kicked out of the club for: being bowled out by a girl in DUWCC. (It’s okay, she has won the Women’s Ashes…)