Sport Stereotype: Men’s Hockey

THE ONE brings you this week’s stereotype, the all-elusive men’s hockey club…At the bottom of the page is our reality poll. If you’ve met our stereotype, rate 5. If this is balderdash, rate 1.

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Most likely to spend their time: updating Rumour Mill (DUHC’s very own Gossip Girl)

Most likely to be wearing: their Stella Tops… Because they are “reassuringly talented”

Most likely to be eating: Malt loaf

Most likely to be drinking: Protein shakes (Hockey is a tough MEN'S sport)

Most likely college to be in: Van Mildert

Most likely to be reading: Clearly not “The Game”….

Most likely item to grab in a fire: Their BUCS Silver medal (I wouldn’t bother myself…)

Most likely chat up line: “Have you seen our stick skills?”

Most likely to get away with: playing with their balls.

Most likely school to have attended: Cranleigh

Most likely relationship status: “It’s Complicated” with several of DUWHC (incest is best)

Most likely to be out on a: Game Day and ONLY a Game Day.

Most likely place to be found on a night out: Being their elusive selves in 'The Cow' (where!?)

Most likely quote: “Let me hear the music” (it's a personal joke apparently…)

Most likely song to have on their IPOD: KC and The Sunshine Band

Most likely to be studying: Sport (just to be original)

Most likely to refuse to: stand up to the coach

Most likely to be kicked out of the club for: standing up to the coach… (or getting injured on a social)