Website of the week: Sexy fingers
You are the DJ. The body is your instrument.
Waggle that willy, bang on that bottom and tap on those titties at Sexy Fingers, the site that lets you make a beat of the body.
With a funky disco choon as your soundtrack, use your DJ finger to jiggle the cartoon sex organs to life. Choose either to level-up through the site’s own game or go freestyle and just boogie.
If you’re sitting in a lecture with a particularly prissy co-scholar looking over your shoulder, don’t panic. The site is run by a French Aids charity, so it’s an educational tool as much as a bizarre way to entertain yourself.
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