satire

Why a Cambridge term is basically Love Island

I mean they’re both 8 weeks

How to reinvent yourself now you’re at uni

New Year…………….. New You!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie Hopkins: behind the mask

Warning: FAKE NEWS

REVIEW: Murmuring Judges

Luke Dell was thrilled with this adaptation of David Hare’s captivating institutional satire

An open letter to Cambridge colleges from a basic bitch

Cambridge is killing us basic bitches, and our Instagram followers are not impressed

How to fit in at Cambridge

A guide to being unique, trendy and generally the raddest thing in town

This week’s guest Agony Aunt: UKIP Pete

Wise advice from a sage of UKIP party politics

King’s Chapel must be demolished in 2015

It’s a symbol of oppression

3084, year of the TOSH

Charlie Dowell: Week 3

Week 1 Cartoon: Dedicated to our darling Prime Minister

It’s funny cos he’s stupid

Whose sex life is it anyway?

I’m bed serious.

17 unbelievably true facts about Oxford University

You gotta see it to believe it

Cambridge’s Best Benches: Part 1

LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST brings you his groundbreaking review of Cambridge’s most exciting benches.

Tab Guide to Doing Sex

Having trouble with copulating this Freshers’ Week? TED HILL is here to sort you out

The Ultimate Guide to Succeeding at Freshers’ Week

The Tab presents SUE DENIM’S Presumably-Official Guide to Fresherdom!

16 Things You Absolutely Must Pack For Cambridge

Unsure what you’ll need at Uni? Fear not, quivering fresher: TED HILL is here to tell you exactly what to bring for your first terrifying Cantab term.

WORLD CUP FINAL 2014: LIVE

Live from Brazil, our Sports Correspondent ADRIAN GRAY reports on the final of the Football World Cup.

Tab Tries: Flavoured Condoms

Tired of the monotonous taste of regular condoms? MELISSA JONES is here to explore the more exotic variety…

Spoof News is Good News: Week 1

SUE DENIM brings you all the breaking news that you don’t need to know, but really want to.

Trees-on at Selwyn

DERMOT SMAMS gives you the full lowdown on the biggest excitement of the term so far.