REVIEW: Murmuring Judges

Luke Dell was thrilled with this adaptation of David Hare’s captivating institutional satire

How to fit in at Cambridge

A guide to being unique, trendy and generally the raddest thing in town

This week’s guest Agony Aunt: UKIP Pete

Wise advice from a sage of UKIP party politics

King’s Chapel must be demolished in 2015

It’s a symbol of oppression

3084, year of the TOSH

Charlie Dowell: Week 3

Week 1 Cartoon: Dedicated to our darling Prime Minister

It’s funny cos he’s stupid

Whose sex life is it anyway?

I’m bed serious.

17 unbelievably true facts about Oxford University

You gotta see it to believe it

Cambridge’s Best Benches: Part 1

LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST brings you his groundbreaking review of Cambridge’s most exciting benches.

Tab Guide to Doing Sex

Having trouble with copulating this Freshers’ Week? TED HILL is here to sort you out

The Ultimate Guide to Succeeding at Freshers’ Week

The Tab presents SUE DENIM’S Presumably-Official Guide to Fresherdom!

16 Things You Absolutely Must Pack For Cambridge

Unsure what you’ll need at Uni? Fear not, quivering fresher: TED HILL is here to tell you exactly what to bring for your first terrifying Cantab term.


Live from Brazil, our Sports Correspondent ADRIAN GRAY reports on the final of the Football World Cup.

Tab Tries: Flavoured Condoms

Tired of the monotonous taste of regular condoms? MELISSA JONES is here to explore the more exotic variety…

Spoof News is Good News: Week 1

SUE DENIM brings you all the breaking news that you don’t need to know, but really want to.

Trees-on at Selwyn

DERMOT SMAMS gives you the full lowdown on the biggest excitement of the term so far.

Possibly the most powerful nerdgasm ever

Already bored of the holidays? OLIVER TAYLOR has turned the entire Cambridge experience into a video game…

My opinion on a thing and why you should care

JOE FRESHER has opinions and wants you to listen to him. Please. He’s really desperate.

Cambridge tours Oxford

ADRIAN GRAY causes mischief at the Other Place.

The Ultimate Bike Theft Protection Guide

Scared that your prized cycle might get pilfered? Follow TED HILL’s advice and you will never fear for your bike’s safety again.