Week 1 Cartoon: Dedicated to our darling Prime Minister
It’s funny cos he’s stupid
In the wake of our beloved PM’s decision to ban encryption (which is more or less the equivalent of attempting to ban curtains in the UK), our talented cartoonist JACK PARHAM gives us his take…
© Jack Parham 2015
As one Reddit user so eloquently puts it: “I think he may not be ware the “effective encryption” keeps his money on his bank account, the lights on and his personal data private so he can continue watching face sit porn online.”
GDBO.
Student Roost
Ukrainian medical students arrive in Cambridge for clinical placements
Vedika MandapatiThe students are arriving from Kharkiv, where their training was interrupted by the war
The May Ball: Not actually the seventh best party in the world?
Manav DivechaA short look into the effect of these extravagant events
Bursars’ Committee agrees to pay raise for supervisors
J4CS called the move “unsatisfactory” as it was “sub-inflationary”
University of Cambridge ranks 45/80 on mental health support
Cambridge was graded “very poor” by students on their satisfaction and engagement
Cambridge launches support package ‘Cambridge University Help for Ukraine’
The TabLaunched Monday 27/06, the package seeks to ensure that the Ukrainian Higher Education sector can continue to flourish, both now and in the future
HRH The Duke of Gloucester has officially opened Trinity Hall’s WongAvery Music Gallery
Sianna KingThe gallery is set provide extra space for both students and visiting musicians to practise and perform, and was opened on June 24th
Cambridge defeat Oxford 5-0 at 2022’s Esports Varsity
This brings Cambridge into the lead in the history of Esports Varsity, with 5 all-time wins to Oxford’s 4
Meet the Cambridge student climbing a mountain blindfolded for charity
Ella SheddickEd Smith, a second year at St John’s, is going to attempt to climb a Thai mountain blindfolded to raise money for the RNIB
Melody Lewis
10 things you MUST do in Cambridge before you graduate
From the mouths of Cambridge students themselves… But which ones haven’t you done yet?
QUIZ: Which Cambridge college should you have applied to?
Claudia CoxHate to break it to you, but no your college isn’t the best one
Opinion: Can there be a rebalancing of university admissions without discrimination?
Maddie AngwinThe dominance of white, privately educated men within the university admissions system might soon be a thing of the past
Discussing the Shadowing Scheme and online access with the SU Access Officer
Tom BoothZaynab talks to The Tab about the successes and challenges of organising an online access programme
Whats On: May Week Edition
All the information you need to know for May Week, including May Balls and Garden Parties
Olivia Bradley
Review: How to Live, Laugh and Love (with Sophie Stemmons)
A hilarious stand-up show by Footlight Sophie Stemmons, which had the audience in stitches
12 types of people you’ll see in the library: Cambridge edition
Exam stress affects everybody differently, and there’s no place better to see that in action than in the College library
On Finding Time to Cook in Cambridge
Cara RogersCara Rogers explores the way Cambridge’s productivity culture affects our relationship with cooking and advises us to slow down mealtimes where possible
The best things about Cambridge, according to Cambridge students
Using the scientifically robust method of an Instagram poll, we found out your favourite things about Cambridge
‘Socialising = procrastinating’: 84% of students have felt lonely at Cambridge
Many attribute this to “cliquey” colleges and an “isolating” high workload, with 78% of students surveyed reporting that exam term makes loneliness worse
Jacques has finally apologised after backlash over his ‘offensive’ behaviour
Izzy SchifanoRemi has accused him of ‘bullying’ and videos have surfaced of Jaques mocking Tasha
Nearly a decade since it aired, what are the cast of My Mad Fat Diary up to now?
Bella HucknallSharon who played Rae is going to be in the new Barbie film!!
Meet Tristan Tate: Andrew Tate’s younger brother who is very similar to him
Georgia MooneyTristan says he and his brother never disagree on anything
The biggest post villa transformations from the winners of Love Island
Hayley SoenThe £50k prize money has been spent well 👀
Inside Tasha’s vibey life: From her boujee home to modelling and dancing around the world
She’s just signed a brand deal with eBay!
Here’s everything we know about the horrifying Armie Hammer doc so far
Hannah Van De PeerHouse of Hammer will be available to stream 2nd September
Katelyn Mensah
Liz Truss slammed for university policy that could see the start of term moved to January
Danny ShawCambridge Uni is ‘very concerned’ with the proposal
Ekin-Su has just signed the *biggest* fashion deal in the history of Love Island
‘She’s the most in demand Love Island star ever’
Here’s what to do if your boyfriend follows and watches Andrew Tate, according to Reddit
‘His attitudes and opinions have changed dramatically’
Murad Merali has lost almost 20,000 followers since his fetish video past surfaced
Pieter SnepvangersHe’s the second most unfollowed account on Twitter today
Men used to go to war and now they’re reading these 23 memes about it
Men used to go to war but now they buy blueberry flavoured vapes💀💀
Stranger Things 5 is ages away, so here’s everything you can catch the cast in next
They’ve pretty much all been cast in new projects
This is how much renewable energy Russell Group universities are producing
Exeter Uni is leading the way
Influencers and Love Island stars react to the Murad Merali allegations
Amber Gill has unfollowed him! Yikessss
Two months after their trial, what are Johnny Depp and Amber Heard up to now?
Lydia VennJohnny Depp reportedly just signed a seven figure contract with Dior
Quiz: Can you correctly guess who said these iconic Grey’s Anatomy quotes?
So, pick ME. Choose ME. Love ME
The summer special Made in Chelsea: Mallorca is coming this month and it sounds juicy!
The show will be on EVERY night, not just once a week
Guys! Jason Oppenheim has a new model girlfriend who may appear on Selling Sunset
It’s been eight months since Jason and Chrishell split
The first official brand deal with a 2022 Love Islander is here – and it’s our girl Tasha!
Tasha’s deal is the first non-fast fashion brand partnership to come out of the show
Debunked: Here’s how the honey method on TikTok helps you manifest the love of your life
Some people have said it can be very dangerous