Week 1 Cartoon: Dedicated to our darling Prime Minister
It’s funny cos he’s stupid
In the wake of our beloved PM’s decision to ban encryption (which is more or less the equivalent of attempting to ban curtains in the UK), our talented cartoonist JACK PARHAM gives us his take…
© Jack Parham 2015
As one Reddit user so eloquently puts it: “I think he may not be ware the “effective encryption” keeps his money on his bank account, the lights on and his personal data private so he can continue watching face sit porn online.”
GDBO.
Universum
Olivia Bradley
Why I love being at a “far-away” Cambridge college
Zac Copeland-GreeneIt’s a long way to Girton College, it’s a long way to go…
Sianna King
Claude Littner at the Union: ‘I can’t begin to tell you how stressful doing The Apprentice is’
Matilda HeadClaude confirmed there is a sex ban in The Apprentice house, and admitted he had ‘no sympathy’ for Solomon Akhtar during his final interview
Review: Blood Brothers
Isaac JacksonThe Lady Margaret Players tackle Willy Russell’s trenchant take on class division with middling success
Review: Circle Mirror Transformation
A quietly thought-provoking and occasionally profound interpretation of Annie Baker’s 2009 play
Review: Life Before the Line
Yen Min TingA heartwrenching drama about what it’s like to live in a world young and terrified
A guide to the Nationality and Borders Bill (ft. Cambridge SU)
“The general public needs to stand up and show them we won’t be blindsided”
Pink Week 2022: The Tab meets this year’s president
Claudia CoxPink Week is back in person, and it’s bigger and better than ever!
Richard Ratcliffe at the Cambridge Union
Vedika MandapatiRichard’s wife has been in Iranian custody on false charges since March 2016
Isabella Manfredi
Do you regret coming to Cambridge?
Sarah SwiftStudents reflect on the ups and downs of the Cambridge experience.
Cambridge will strike in February if UCU demands not met
Rebekah TregannaStrikes will be held at 68 UK universities if pay and pensions disputes are not resolved
Week 1 Poem of the Week: “Looking Up from a Book” by Alice Weatherley
Alongside her original poem, we spoke to Alice about her love for poetry and her main writing inspirations
The best walks in Cambridge
Emily HewettWhere to go when you’re bored of just walking to Mainsburys, Farawaysburys or Farfarawaysburys.
Izzy Porter
We need reset space: Colleges should allow their students back a week before term
Ruby ClineIf the intensity of a Cambridge term isn’t enough, we’re still unpacking when it starts
Ted Bruce
University of Cambridge pledges not to use NDAs to silence sexual assault claims
The Minister for Higher Education called on all UK Universities to pledge against NDAs that ‘protect abusers’
Review: An Unsustainable Mess
This comedy sketch show shines a light on everything hilariously wrong in our world
It’s official: Lecturers at almost 70 unis will be striking for 10 days in February
Izzy SchifanoThis will be the second wave of strikes this academic year
How Cider became TikTok’s go to brand, despite ‘cultural appropriation’ and ‘stolen’ designs
Lydia VennThe inside story of the newest ultra fast fashion company
These are the youngest ever candidates there have been on The Apprentice
Hayley SoenSome were literally teenagers!
This is what the Skins cast look like now, 15 years after the first ever episode aired
Georgia MooneyYes, Tony is still sexy
You can’t call yourself a Drag Race fan unless you can correctly name all of these queens
Harrison BrocklehurstGet full marks or sashay away
Still got We Don’t Talk About Bruno stuck in your head? These 17 Encanto memes will help
‘Ok fine you caught me watching Encanto for the 12th time but can you blame me?’
The number of Black students getting into top universities has risen by a fifth
Danny Shaw4,500 Black students gained places at Russell Group institutions in 2021
Here’s what the famous whisk guy from Come Dine With Me is up to now
He charges £22 for a Cameo looool
Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which iconic British TikTok hun you are
Look, we can’t all be Ann Russell
These 51 cringey life icks will make you want to crawl into a hole and die
7. Standing at the bowling alley whilst everyone watches you bowl is deeply embarrassing
Ok so just how rich is Lord Sugar and how did he make his money?
We’re talking billions here, not millions
Summer Goodkind
We Don’t Talk About Bruno, but we do talk about getting 10/10 on this Encanto lyrics quiz
Will I ever get these songs out of my head? No, no, no x
No evidence of spiking by injection is ‘annoying but inevitable,’ says victim
She now wants better CCTV in clubs and more bag checks
Here’s everything you could ever need to know about Brandy, the shining star of After Life
To put it simply: I would die for Brandy x
‘It was quite a healing period’: Young people are nostalgic about time spent in lockdown
Miya Chahal‘I was able to reflect and celebrate my own achievements for the first time in a while’
This is how many international students go to each Russell Group university
Some unis get over a third of their income from international students
It’s finally happening! Here’s the confirmed cast of the Waterloo Road reboot
Hannah Van De PeerGuess who’s coming back as a TEACHER