satire

My opinion on a thing and why you should care

JOE FRESHER has opinions and wants you to listen to him. Please. He’s really desperate.

Cambridge tours Oxford

ADRIAN GRAY causes mischief at the Other Place.

The Ultimate Bike Theft Protection Guide

Scared that your prized cycle might get pilfered? Follow TED HILL’s advice and you will never fear for your bike’s safety again.

The Sidgwick Papers

Mr. Nicholas Nickel and Mr. David Copperwire record their observations on a bold journey of discovery into a corner unknown to the scientist: The Sidgwick Site.

Tab Tries: Going Into The Future

ADRIAN GRAY goes into the future and all he does is check out The Tab…

Alex Jackman: Week 2

In his second column, ALEX JACKMAN wants to talk to you about something close to his heart. We’d give your more info if we were only sure it wouldn’t stop you from reading it.

Boris St. Johnson Breaks His Silence

Boris St. Johnson speaks out about his controversial three years at Cambridge…

A Day In The Life Of A Porter

JOE BATES takes a satirical look at a day in the life of a porter.

Diary of a Librarian

A look inside the secret world of the librarian – it’s one full of books, bourbons and bitching.

Rowing Revision

WILL LETTON questions whether exercise makes you more intelligent with his cartoon.

If Moliere Walked in the MOMA

KIERAN CORCORAN treads a thin line between sophistication and sophistry as he assesses a slick and sharp new satire.

Varsity EmBEDded In PCC Storm

Cambridge’s Feminist Society were outraged by Varsity’s ‘How to … Bed a Bedder’ article, and plan on writing to the Press Complaints Commission.