JOE FRESHER has opinions and wants you to listen to him. Please. He’s really desperate.
ADRIAN GRAY causes mischief at the Other Place.
Scared that your prized cycle might get pilfered? Follow TED HILL’s advice and you will never fear for your bike’s safety again.
Mr. Nicholas Nickel and Mr. David Copperwire record their observations on a bold journey of discovery into a corner unknown to the scientist: The Sidgwick Site.
ADRIAN GRAY goes into the future and all he does is check out The Tab…
In his second column, ALEX JACKMAN wants to talk to you about something close to his heart. We’d give your more info if we were only sure it wouldn’t stop you from reading it.
A look inside the secret world of the librarian – it’s one full of books, bourbons and bitching.
WILL LETTON questions whether exercise makes you more intelligent with his cartoon.
KIERAN CORCORAN treads a thin line between sophistication and sophistry as he assesses a slick and sharp new satire.
Cambridge’s Feminist Society were outraged by Varsity’s ‘How to … Bed a Bedder’ article, and plan on writing to the Press Complaints Commission.