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A valentine’s special found clinging to a rock.
Another curry pun and an entertaining dish for five.
It’s all about the money…
CHARLIE DOWELL hates your mistaken love of childhood.
CHARLIE DOWELL gives us the latest on how to track down a posh twat
CHARLIE DOWELL has had just about enough of this feminism malarky
The week roles into a prime number. Another haiku rolls onto your screen. Tanoshimu.
CHARLIE DOWELL hates people who walk slowly.
Another week, another attempt at crudely organising seventeen syllables, another Haiku. Tanoshimu.
Let’s get angry about letters in messages
Time like an ever rolling stream moves on to week five. Another haiku, another moment in Cambridge. Tanoshimu
CHARLIE DOWELL doesn’t understand why people like the North.
Horror, costumes and drama; another week, another haiku. Tanoshimu.
Infatuated with your boyfriend/girlfriend and hate wine? Don’t read on
The nights get longer, term marches on and there is another haiku. Tanoshimu.
Hate leavers’ hoodies? Love wine? Read on
Canines snapped around Cambridge and their inspirational stories
Like wine? Like complaining? Read on.
The end of freshers’ week and another haiku. Tanoshimu
Want to know what freshers’ will be like? The old masters had it covered.
Relax into Cambridge with seventeen syllables of wisdom. Tanoshimu.
CHARLIE DOWELL gives you a couple of quick shortcuts to make May Week easier.
The best from the wireless to help you at this difficult time.
Think you know it all eh? Test yourself on our grammar quiz.
Thought you knew Cambridge? Well think a-bloody-gain!
CHARLIE DOWELL reviews caffeinated beverages in the wake of exam prohibition.