Apply to be Tab Editor
Get those applications in
Have you got what it takes to be Tab Editor or Deputy Editor?
Are you the potential Messiah that can drag this outrageous and disgraceful publication kicking and screaming out of the gutter and into the acceptable upper echelons of Cambridge society?
If so, it’s probably not for you.
But if you fancy having a laugh, ruining your exams and running the best-read newspaper in the Western Hemisphere (awaiting confirmation) then this is your chance. Apply.
DEADLINE: Saturday 28th February at FOUR FOURTY ONE PM.
– What would you do differently with your section?
– What are your favourite and least favourite things about The Tab?
– Why should we give you the job?
Also include a brief plan for each section. Indicate which position you’re applying for – Editor or Deputy. Obviously.
Send your applications to the ‘worst, most right-wing Tab Editor in the history of Cambridge’ (as described by an anonymous CDE freedom fighter) @ [email protected]
Get keen. Other positions are opening soon.
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