Britain used to be really good but now it’s shit
This week, ADRIAN GRAY tells us why Britain is a pile of wank
The other week I spoke to someone who claimed to support UKIP.
I asked them the obvious question of ‘why?’ and they replied with the following: “Britain used to be the best country in the world, but now it’s broken.”
Now I’ve kept thinking to myself, what do they imagine Britain used to be like, and how do they view Britain today in order to have that attitude? Well I’ve come to a conclusion, and I’ve formed that conclusion into a monologue which you can watch below.
It’s called ‘Britain used to be really good but now it’s shit’.
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