Mark Liu Meets Penny Robertson
Mark Liu and his lucky lady Penny Robertson have had a hot date. ‘Rhythm is a dancer, tequila makes me a dancer. Why won’t he drink?’ writes Penny at 00.59 am. Read how they got on…
Follow St. John’s Fresher Mark Liu on his date with 3rd year Homerton T-birds President Penny Robertson live, here on The Tab.
He described his dream date as “efficient and a bit slutty”, while Penny’s form described her as “a tall, blonde, bombastic bombshell of a woman”. How will they get on?
Penny’s form – click to enlarge.
WATCH Mark’s preview video here.
Mark’s account:
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Penny’s Account:
02:36: Mark Liu was an awesome date. He has an appeal I cannot explain. It’ll be hard for any Cambridge guy to live up to.
01.50: On my way home. I need my water bottle.
01:16: I really respect him, but he dances like he wants to hurt me. If his hips move to the right one more time I will personally make sure he never attropriacates.*
*No translation available.
00:59: Rhythm is a dancer, tequila makes me a dancer. Why won’t he drink?
The spelling is not an accurate representation of Penny’s.
23:26: His dancing made my eyes bleed but he’s a good person. He can be taught.
23:02: Red, red wineeeeee, stay close to meeeee
The Tab told Penny that our statistics showed the article was very popular with our readers.
22.55: We need new material to talk about. Sky diving – fail. Human trafficking – fail. The Big Issue – fail. THE BIG ISSUE? Fail. I am so out of practice with dating. And, for the record he did not touch. There has been no touching.
22.53: We’re deep chatting. Such deep chatting. What you are is so different to you are. It’s profound. Arghhh. I am currently getting him a tap water as I dive into my 4th/5th? glass of wine. I can’t feel my knees.
22.50: Arghhhhhh
22.41: This is ridiculous. I paid for his drinks. I am wearing the leggings in this relationship. That said, I am indeed getting drunk and I do love him. He’s awesome.
Penny was informed that Mark claims to have been paying for her drinks.
22.16: My babs very nearly just fell out of my dress.
22.15: No, I love him really. Oh I am so confused. Damn you alcoholic beverages.
22.12: He’s using sex eyes. If he touches me I will end him.
22.10: Oh hello third large glass of wine. We exchanged glasses, it was banter. And a bit saucy. Anyone that was in The Pin, Mark think’s you’re awesome. I think Mark is my new best friend. We’ve definitely bonded.
22.02: He likes it. I am well in. If only I wasn’t so bored.
21:59: I’ve just rocked out the sexy librarian look on request. I wanted to see the reaction. I could be a librarian if I want to, I like old books and glasses. I digress, he wanted a sexy librarian and he shall have one.
21.44: Oh hello large glass of wine, my old friend. I don’t like being the smaller name in relationships. This is making me nervous in a way I am uncomfortable with.
21.33: He just used the word dildo. Not sure where he is going with this.
21.20: He doesn’t drink. It’s going to be pretty awkward when I down a bottle of wine to help cope with not knowing what to call him. Ken? Mark? I am so confused, and a little bit boozed.
21.11: He is a tiny, tiny man. I fear small people.
20.55: In the cab on the way to Ta Bouche as Mark Liu is only a 12 year old and will not be able to get into b-bar. I’ve heard he wants to verify if I do in fact smell like mangoes. I do smell like mangoes, it’s true. If he tries to smell me I will punch him in the mouth. Rumour has it he’ll be blogging throughout the date. Therefore, so will I.