Accessory of the Week: 3D Glasses
At just Â£0.00 a pair, get your 3D glasses from Sainsbury’s today.
Fashion week? Forget it. Starting on Monday, exclusively on Channel 4 (I mention Channel 4 a lot, donâ€™t I? Internship job money please) is the one week of the year when you can watch Paul Oâ€™Grady and Derren Brown, in dazzling, technicolour threedimensionality! Itâ€™s 3D week! And with this marvel of modern technology comes the new must-have accessory, available at all good Sainsburyses, perfect for men and women alike, and an absolute snip at Â£0.00: 3D spectacles.
(Look, Channel 4. I even got your logo in. Can I be on the last ever Big Brother?)
We havenâ€™t seen anything as far-out as this since AbFab ended. If youâ€™ve got your own Edina look then these are the silver balls on the bright-pink icing on the top layer of that particular five-tier wedding cake. Walk around, pretend youâ€™re tripping, bumble into La Raza and fall over things, and wallow in your own fabulousness. Theyâ€™re probably good at raves. Theyâ€™re good everywhere. Because this is not just fashion. These glasses take you to the Limit, past the doors of perception into the hyperdimensional unknown. And to prove it, hereâ€™s a picture of Doctor Who wearing an early prototype all the way back in 2006.
Time lords. Theyâ€™re always up with next yearâ€™s trends.
Photography: Hannah Copley. Models: Milo Raval, Mstislaw Szyrowski. Big thanks to J. Sainsburyâ€™s and Channel 4 Channel 4 Channel 4.