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Krishnan Guru-Murthy: Only a ‘ludicrous gossip rag’ would ask about someone’s willy size

KRISHNAN GURU-MURTHY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE STORMED OUT OF THIS INTERVIEW

Save your degree in 5 Grand Designs

Hope seemingly lost? Nowhere else to turn? Listen to Kevin McCloud, says BEN DALTON, for he has been there before…

Katie Hopkins: “I’d shag Nigel Farage, only because I hate him less than I hate Miley”

Meet KATIE HOPKINS, the ‘Jesus of the Outspoken’: funny, engaging, hard as nails and, as we found out, impossible to rattle..

Economist On Top Thanks To Million Pound Drop

A Cambridge student has conquered the Million Pound Drop.

New Girl

LUCY MUSSELWHITE wants to hurt Zooey Deschanel, and then braid her hair. Confused.com.

Reality TV Destroys Everything It Touches

Why ‘Best in Cambridge’ could demonstrate the worst in Reality Television.

Desperate Scousewives

Ey, ey, ey, LUCY MUSSELWHITE is frustrated, but she’s tryin’ to calm down, calm down, calm down.

Interview: Siana Bangura

ELISE MORTON talks to Siana Bangura about her surprising experience on Channel 4’s ‘Living with the Amish’.

Misfits

FRANCES DOCX was caught in a lightening storm and got this power where she could write well good reviews.

Derren Brown: The Assassin

SHAUN LU looks into Derren Brown’s eyes. Not around the eyes, just into the eyes, and he’s under.

20 Questions for Ahir Shah

Casually taking a break from Campus, Skins, Footlights, stand-up and satire, Ahir Shah tells us about his favourite stand-up, being officially called a ‘lad’ by a London newspaper, and why none of the Cambridge comedians would be good company on a desert island.

Come Dine With Brit

Tab Totty Brit is out to whip the competition into shape on Come Dine With Me tonight.

Interview: Milton Jones

‘Mock the Week is a bit like doing an exam, you hope the bit you revised comes up or you look a bit of an idiot sitting and smiling there.’ DAVID HOLLAND talks to comedian MILTON ‘the one with the shirts’ JONES.

It’s The Final Countdown

Pembroke Fresher Jack Hurst is the bookies favourite to win the Countdown final this Friday.

Tab Interview: Joe Thomas

TABATHA LEGGETT talks to JOE THOMAS from The Inbetweeners about the film in the pipeline, shit clubbing in Cambridge and his ‘illustrious’ days at Varsity…

Tab Interview: Tom Allen

Before his show at the Edinburgh Fringe, comedian Tom Allen talks to TABATHA LEGGETT about theatre, Big Brother and opening a cake shop.

Big Bother

With the final series of Big Brother about to kick off, MAX DURSTON wonders whether it still provides genuine entertainment.

Review: Festive TV Highlights

The Tab’s run-down of the highlights of the small screen during the festive season.

Accessory of the Week: 3D Glasses

At just £0.00 a pair, get your 3D glasses from Sainsbury’s today.